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Man Smokes Joint In Airplane Bathroom!!!
It’s apparent that this idiot didn’t listen to the pre flight info that the flight attendants are required to give before every flight! There’s nothing more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!
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source:losangeles.cbslocal.com
Florida Woman Shoots Husband Over Google Search!
We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery! Unbelievable!!
source:news4jax.com
Shower Head Stuck In Man’s Ass!!!
Excerpt From Article:
The 26-year-old, from India, had to detach the PVC pipe connecting the shower head to the wall to get to hospital.
Upon admission to Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital and Post Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research in New Delhi the man denied he had put the shower head there himself.
His vitals were stable and there was no evidence of blood in his rectum, according to the BMJ case report.
Scans revealed the shower head was six inches deep into the man’s pelvis, but had not caused any internal damage.
The man was put under general anaesthesia while doctors removed the object.
No serious damage had been caused and the man was allowed home 48 hours later.
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Um…. THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more incidents of fuckery involving freaks getting busy with foreign objects feel free to visit the see also links below!!
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source:thesun.co.uk
Florida Man Caught Beating Off At Bus Stop Tells Officers He’s “Captin Kirk”!!!
Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
CLEARWATER, Fla. (WFLA) – Police say a man caught masturbating at a Clearwater bus stop told them he was Captain Kirk.
Clearwater police were called to a bus stop on Gulf to Bay Boulevard around 11:20 a.m. Monday for a report of a lewd and lascivious act.
Responding officers say they found a man sitting on a bench touching himself under his shorts. In an arrest report, police noted it was “obvious” the man was masturbating.
When officers asked what he was doing, the man told them, “I’m scratching myself.”
After the man was arrested for disorderly conduct, police asked him to identify himself.
The arrest report states the man told police his name was “James Tiberius Kirk,” the full name of the fictional character Captain Kirk from Star Trek.
Police say they later discovered the man’s real name is James Bundrick. The 56-year-old is now also facing a charge for providing a false name or identity to law enforcement.
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“I’m scratching myself” Smh You cant help but to laugh at fuckery like this..
see also:Two Extreme Cases Of Men Scratching Their Dangus!!!
see also:Man Beating Off On Top Of Excavator!!!
see also:Police Say Missouri Man Won’t Stop Beating Off In Big Box Stores!!!
source:wfla.com
Youtuber Makes Claim Of Shooter At Disney Hotel For Video!!!
Is there anything people will not do for views and likes nowadays? People who aren’t creative retort to stunts to this magnitude thinking fuckery like this will get them interent fame and notoriety…. In this incident of fuckery this fucktard should face some jail time over this but we’ve got a feeling this idiot will only receive a fine and probation!!
source:clickorlando.com
Drunk As Fuck Dad Abandons 2 Young Kids After Crashing Into Ditch!!!
First and foremost, thank god no one was injured in this accident!!! Who’s willing to bet that this dad has had a previous DUI on his record and thought “oh shit I can’t be arrested for this again, DUI’s are expensive!!! Fuck it bail, bail, bail!!! ”
source:wxyz.com
Oregon Mom Accused Of Stabbing Son, 6, Told Police He Deserved It!!
Excerpt From Article:
The son was stabbed six times on his body, possibly puncturing his liver and lung, as well as cut on his chin, according to a probable cause affidavit. Newport police said Tuesday that he is expected to survive. His 1-year-old brother was found unharmed and is under the care of the state department of human services.
It’s not clear from court documents or police what led to Nemoria Villagomez, 34, allegedly injuring her older son. She was arraigned in Lincoln County Circuit Court Tuesday on suspicion of attempted aggravated murder, attempted murder, first-, second- and third-degree assault, strangulation, causing another person to ingest a controlled substance and first-degree criminal mistreatment.
The wounded child was covered in blood when he ran to a neighbor’s apartment for help late Saturday and claimed his mother was trying to kill him, the affidavit said. He was later flown to a Portland hospital.
Police officers went into Villagomez’s unit and found a large pool of blood on a coffee table, a steak knife with blood on the handle and blood smeared on the walls, the affidavit said.
Villagomez was found lying on a bed with the baby, the affidavit said. Both were covered in blood. She is also accused of choking the infant and causing him to ingest methamphetamine.
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We at humanfuckery.com wish this young boy a speedy recovery!! We also hope that you and your brother are placed with new guardians who are loving and caring unlike your crazy ass mother! This woman should be held in prison for the rest of life for this fuckery !!!
source:oregonlive.com
14 Year Old Arrested For Sagging!!
We bet this manager wouldn’t try and pull this fuckery on a grown ass black man!! We’re sure this young man wasn’t the only person at a movie theater who had sagging pants or anything article of clothing that was questionable..
source:kake.com
Florida Man In Wheelchair Injures Officers With Sword!!!
Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more incidents of fuckery involving swords feel free to check the see also links below!!
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source:fox13news.com
Over 150 Swastikas Spray Painted On Headstones At Cemetery In Illinois!!
Unbelievable!!!! A 34 year old man was arrested for this fuckery!!!! This is something moronic preteens/teens would do, not a grown as person who should have a respect for those who are buried at this cemetery..
source:stltoday.com