Author: @humanf_uckery

911 Called Over Clam Chowder!!

MIDDLETOWN – A man arrested Monday is accused of calling 911 four times to complain about someone throwing his clam chowder into a dumpster, and then once more to complain about being given a misdemeanor summons for misusing the 911 system, according to a report.

Sok Yi, 70, of Main Street, was issued a misdemeanor summons for misuse of a 911 system. Police said Yi called 911 four separate times Monday and did not report any type of emergency during these calls, instead yelling and screaming that someone had thrown his clam chowder into a dumpster.

Police said Yi admitted there was no emergency at his home but called 911 because he had no other number to contact police. He was released on a promise to appear in court March 12.

An hour later, dispatch reported they received another 911 call from Yi. During this 911 call, Yi allegedly did not report any sort of emergency, instead complain to the dispatcher he had received a summons for misusing the 911 system.

When police arrived on scene, officers found Yi lying in his bed intoxicated, but said he did not need any sort of medical or police assistance. He then began to angrily complain about being issued a misdemeanor summons, police said.

Yi was arrested and advised he would be taken into police custody. However, when officers repeatedly asked him to get out of bed, he allegedly refused. He was then removed from the bed by police, but as he was being handcuffed, officers said he tensed and refused to comply.

Police told him several times to stop resisting, but he allegedly refused again. Once he was placed in handcuffs, officers said he refused to put on his shoes and walk out of his home. After some hesitation and stalling, he finally complied, police said.

He was charged with misuse of a 911 system and interfering with police. He was again released on a promise to appear in court March 12.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! For more bizzare 911 calls feel free to view the see also links below!!

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see also:Woman Calls 911 To Complain That Her Chicken Nuggets Weren’t Cooked Fast Enough!!!

see also:Woman Calls 911 Because She Couldn’t Use WIFI!!!

Coke-Cola Employee Caught Pissing In Can By Production Line!!

Excerpt From Article:

A Coca-Cola factory worker was sacked after he was spotted urinating into a can near the production line.

Disgusted colleagues watched as the man, in his early 40s, performed the vile act at the Ball Corporation plant in Milton Keynes, Bucks.

The worker was reportedly marched off the premises and told not to return following the incident on Monday.

It’s understood he was a temporary member of staff at the factory, where he had worked for several months.

The plant is responsible for manufacturing cans for Coca-Cola, Carlsberg and energy drink Monster.

A source for the factory told a local paper: “It was not only revolting but a real hygiene risk. Who would want pee all over their drinks can?

“As soon as it happened he was marched off the premises and has not been allowed back.

“It’s just not acceptable behaviour. And nobody can understand why he did it.

“The workers are allowed breaks and if he needed the loo, all he had to do was ask.”

Some workers claim the company simply cleaned up the urine spillage area and allowed production to continue after the bizarre incident.

“We can also confirm that only one can was affected, and that the affected can was not on our production line…We submit our cans to stringent hygiene and quality tests before sending them to our customers.”
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Chill,chill,CHILL!!! This fuckery happened in the UK so odds are for us Coke fans that are stateside this fuckery wouldn’t apply to us, nevertheless this workers actions were vile to say the least!

source:mirror.co.uk

3 Illinois Daycare Teachers Charged With Giving Toddlers Melatonin-Laced Gummies To 2 Year Olds!!!

Horror stories like this involving daycare workers is one reason why I elect not to take my kids to daycare… We can only hope that the judge isn’t lenient on these 3..This case is pretty fucked up but we’ve seen even worse!!! For more incidents of fuckery involving daycare workers feel free to view the see also links below!!

see also:Daycare Worker Caught Breastfeeding Kid That Isn’t Her’s!!

see also:Girl, 4, Duct Taped To Chair At Daycare!!!

see also:Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!

source:wgntv.com

School Bus Driver Arrested After Posting Threat To ‘Shoot Up’ Middle School!!

Here the fuck we go again with people threatening to shoot up schools!!! In this incident of fuckery this lady should’ve know better to not make online threats of this sort but apparently she’s that angry.. We are curious to know what The total number of arrest will be this year for people who threatened to shoot up schools, it seems as if there’s a few idiots a day who make these threats and it’s getting old!!!

see also:More Student Threats And A Teacher With A Gun In A Classroom!!

see also:More Teens Making Threats To High Schools!!!

source:abcnews.go.com image : abc11.com

Man Who Was High On METH For 5 Days Goes On A Crime Spree!!

We’ve said this before and we’ll say this again…… Ladies and Gentlemen DONT DO METH!!!

see also:Say Cheese!!! Cop Poses With Man’s Ass After Finding 200 Meth Tablets In His ASS!!

see also:Tweaker On The Roof!! Family Wakes Up To Stranger Stomping On Roof Claiming He’s Meeting A DEA Agent!!

see also:Sioux City Man Arrested For Meth While Trying To Deposit Million Dollar Bill!!

source:ksl.com

All Type Of Goodies Found In Woman’s Pussy!!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

St. Augustine woman had multiple items hidden in her private parts while she was being processed for drug possession, a St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office report said.

Lillian Adams, 33, was pulled over near the St. Augustine Outlets and booked for drug possession and smuggling contraband after a traffic stop.

The arrest report said that when Adams was being processed at the St. Johns County Jail, a body scanner revealed a pipe in her private area. After Adams removed it, she went back through the body scanner, where more objects were found, the report said.

Adams told the officers that she had more drugs and removed a red box containing a white substance, the report said. When she went back through the scanner, another object was found, and Adams was told she would be strip-searched.

She told the deputy, “Okay, I have more drugs, I promise this time, this is everything.”

Adams then removed three bags from a private area, which also held a a white substance, the report said.

Jail records show that Adams was released on $5,500 bail.

Also arrested during the traffic stop was Ryan Smith, 30. The report said that he chewed a chicken nugget with marijuana on it during the traffic stop. Smith resisted arrest and spat out the marijuana when handcuffed, the report said.

Smith told the arresting deputy that he ate the marijuana during the traffic stop because he had just been released from jail and did not wish to be arrested again.

Jail records show that Smith was just released from the St. Johns County Jail three weeks ago.
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Here we go again with people attempting to conceal drugs in their orifices’…

see also:Police Recover Two Hypodermic Needles And A Crack Pipe From Woman’s Butt Crack!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 Bill, And Pill Found In Arkansas Woman’s Pussy!!

source:actionnewsjax.com

Drug Dealer Arrested For Sneaking Heroin Into Hospital Room!

We guess that these druggies dont understand drug laws and hopsitals… Being caught with heroin or any other street drugs in a hospital is an AUTOMATIC FELONY CHARGE (Probably a Felony X)… For more incidents of fuckery invovling heroin and hospitals please view the see also links below

see also:Connecticut Woman Brought Heroin To Boyfriend In Hospital,Boyfriend OD’S!!!

see also:New Father Accused Of Selling Heroin From Maternity Ward!!

source:wtvr.com

Woman Dumped Popcorn On 2 Year Old Girl During Movie!!

Excerpt From Article:

Authorities arrested Keri Karman, 25, and Charles Karman, 61, who were both charged with endangering the welfare of a child in connection with a Jan. 2 incident.

A 28-year-old mother had taken her young daughter to a movie theater in Levittown, Long Island, police said. When the little girl asked for some popcorn during the PG-13 flick, a woman sitting next to the girl allegedly “verbally attempted to quiet” the 2-year-old.

“All she said was ‘popcorn.’ She didn’t even say a full sentence,” mother Celia Riggs told The New York Post.

The girl’s mother told the woman “not to talk to her daughter,” police said, at which point the woman allegedly started screaming and cursing at the pair before covering the girl’s mouth with her hand.

The woman then allegedly proceeded to dump popcorn over the 2-year-old’s head and hit her with the empty container, police said.
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In situations like this I feel as if some parents are afraid to retaliate against aggressors who assault their children due to the fact they think they’ll be arrested for attacking the aggressor. You best believe if a person pulls some fuckery like this on one my kids they better ready to receive an ass kicking they’ll never forget!!

see also:Man Arrested After Spanking Stranger’s Child In Kroger Checkout Line!!

source:foxnews.com

Pizza Parlor Patron Stabs Parlor Employee In Eye With Stiletto!!

One of the best parts of going out to the bars on a Saturday night is hitting up your favorite late night restaurant at 3 AM watching the fuckery unfold!! We can only imagine how wild this pizza place went when this woman fell and how crazy it got when the fight happened… We at humanfuckery.com are thankful that this man didn’t lose his eye!!!

source:abc15.com

Woman Suing T-Mobile Store Employee Who Stole Sex Video From Phone!!!

Dear T-Mobile,

It maybe time to hire better employees, this isn’t the first time an employee of your’s has done some fuckery like this!!!

see also:Woman Says T-Mobile Store Employee Stole Her Nude Photos!!

source:tampabay.com