These two videos above are a reflection of my current mood because its Friday and…. Next week is Thanksgiving, which I plan on obtaining a gut as big or bigger than Lil TerRio! All jokes aside a few years ago this kid was all over the net with his signature ooooh kill ’em dance which he parlayed into a music video that has about 1.7 million views!
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Prostitute Wants Money And NACHOS
All we really want to know is what type of nachos she requested! My guess would be this: 7/11 nachos, light nacho cheese (in case she would have to service a john later.. don’t want to be gassy), heavy hamburger meat, light jalapenos (again might get outcalled), shredded cheese(light),salsa, and sour cream…. Oh and upsize it because my daddy want some too!!!
see also: Man Attempts To Pay For Hooker With Mcds
source:wkbn.com
We here at humanfuckery.com are glad that this sexual predator is off the streets. We do wonder how often he will use his hypnotizing skills in the pen???
source:time.com
7 Year Old Burned To Death For Stealing Garri
This horrific incident happened in Lagos, Nigeria. If a child is doing some sort of deviant behavior disciple and then teach them why you administered such disciple. The thing that irks me the most about this murder is that there were people standing around watching this fuckery unfold, and not a single person stepped in to prevented this!! Warning, the link above leads you to an more in depth article about the incident and in this article there is footage of some of the attack….Viewer discretion is advised!! Also we provided a picture of what Garri is for those who have no clue what it is.. See image below
sources: www.naij.com picture source: wikipedia.com
We all know what he was attempting and it probably was a brilliant idea to a person who had been drinking! My question is this… Why is a grown man in the possession of Axe body spray? Axe’s demographic is 13-18 year olds..
source:wyff4.com
Was this really worth it in the long run for this Chili’s manager? I’m sure it took him about 5+ years of being a server, moving up to shift supervisor, and then manager.. You just flushed all your hard work down the crapper by being a tough guy and showing this guy who really runs shit!! Good luck at your next gig!
We honestly hope this teen recovers, from the sounds of it he will be facing a long uphill battle! Please everyone out there keep this fellow in your thoughts and prayers!
source:abc3340.com
Sometimes when your in a relationship you just get a hunch that something is amiss with your partner. Yaog noticed that his wife was being called in to work earlier for a few weeks and then finally received info from someone that something maybe going on! Instead of accusing his wife of cheating , which would probably lead to a argument and her vehemently denying that she is unfaithful , Yaog had genius idea to gather hard evidence! If you decide to leave your wife Yaog humanfuckery.com has some advice… The biggest thing we can suggest is take your time getting back in to the dating scene! A lot of people are gonna try and set you up with various women, but you take your time and dont rush back into anything!!
(Update 11/11/2017) Couple Reconciles After Husband Who Thought Wife Was Cheating Used Drone to Follow Her
source:yahoo.com
$950 Facial Cream Made From Users Blood
The length some of us will go to elude father time! This trend already has celebrities on board so we all know this is going to blow up everywhere! More info on this fuckery in the link provided!!
source:nypost.com
Elderly Woman Dies After Slap Therapy
This method is called Paida-Lajin, which I honestly feel is a cockamamie healing process that involves a person getting slapped or slapping themselves…. I kinda want to test the waters and become a certified Paida-Lajin healer, I wouldn’t mind people paying me money to slap them!! Check the link above for more information on this ladies death. Also check out the short clip below of a slapping salon in San Francisco (Which after further research is closed…Imagine that!!)
source:9news.com.au