Fuckery We Missed: Des Moines Man Accused Of Carrying Fake ‘McLovin’ ID!!! (10/13/2019)

Man Arrested For Using McLovin ID At Bar!!

Excerpt From Article:

A man was arrested after police say he was underage in a bar early Friday and had a fake Hawaii ID under the name “McLovin” in downtown Iowa City.

Daniel Alfredo Burleson, 20, of Des Moines, faces several alcohol-related charges in connection to the incident, according to Johnson County jail records.

Amazon searches for the fake Hawaii ID with the name and DOB for “McLovin” result in several versions for purchase as gifts, alongside fake IDs for Elvis Presley or the fictional cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Officers asked Burleson for his fake ID and he said he didn’t have one, according to the report. Police said Burleson then “pulled out his wallet and began shuffling through the wallet and police could see [his] fake Hawaii ID with the name ‘McLovin DOB 06/03/1981.”

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Bro, you’re on a college campus!! You mean to tell us that you aren’t resourceful enough to find a god damn legit fake id.. You deserve to get arrest for this fuckery you fucktard!!

source:press-citizen.com

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