Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Accused Of Biting Off Victim’s Nose And Swallowing It!!! (7/17/2018)

Woman Accused Of Biting Off Victim’s Nose And Swallowing It!

Damn!!! We wish this lady a speedy recovery!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Nose Less Arkansas Man Arrested On Federal Child Porn Charges!!!

source:abc13.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Tried To Haggle Over Price Of Gummy Bears Before Head-Butting 7-Eleven Clerk!!! (7/17/2018)

Headbutted Over Gummy Bears!!

Excerpt From Article:

Employees at the 7-Eleven at Antelope Road in White City called deputies to report an assault and shoplifting.

“Employees reported a customer tried to ‘haggle’ over the price of a package of gummy bears,” the sheriff’s office said in a report. “When he wasn’t satisfied with the employee’s refusal to lower the price, the customer opened the package and began eating the candy.”

“The employee told the customer to either pay for the candy or leave the store without it,” according to the sheriff’s office. “The customer began shouting profanities at the employee. He ‘head-butted’ the employee in the face and left the store on foot.”

Using surveillance camera footage, deputies identified the suspect as 44-year-old Mark Eugene Shepard, described by the sheriff’s office as “a White City-area transient.”

Deputies caught up with Shepard early Saturday morning at a White City home.

“Shepard admitted to being involved in the incident at 7-Eleven,” according to the sheriff’s office. “When deputies took Shephard into custody, they located a pipe with methamphetamine residue on his person.”
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It’s definitely ok to haggle when the opportunity presents itself but haggling over gummy bears cmon man!!! Gummy bears at the most maybe cost $2 depending on the brand, one can assume that this man must of been high as fuck on meth that day!!

source:kpic.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: He Switched Seats With Drunk Driver After Crash — But He Was Drunk Too!!! (7/17/2018)

DUI Seat Swap Fail!!

Excerpt From Article:

When officers tracked down the car nearby just after 9 p.m., 28-year-old Rudolf Giancola was behind the wheel showing “obvious signs of intoxication,” according to Petaluma police. But Giancola hadn’t been driving the car during the crash, police said.

Giancola’s passenger, 28-year-old Mary Stewart (a Wisconsin resident who was also displaying “obvious signs of intoxication”) was behind the wheel during the collision, police said. But the pair allegedly swapped seats after the crash “due to Stewart’s state.”

Giancola’s state can’t have been much better than Stewart’s: Both Stewart and Giancola had blood alcohol levels that were more than twice the legal limit in California, according to chemical tests used by police.

Giancola and Stewart were arrested and booked at the Sonoma County Jail on charges of driving under the influence, according to police.

Police figured out the two had switched seats while interviewing the two suspects, authorities said.

Giancola was on probation for an earlier DUI offense, police said.
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Thankfully no one was injured in this incident of fuckery.. This man is definitely going to jail since he was already on probation for DUI!! Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen fuckery like this, check the see also link below!!

see also:2 Charged After DWI Seat Swap!!

source:sacbee.com

Fuckery We Missed: Authorities Chase Stolen Fire Truck Through 5 Cali Counties!!! (7/16/2018)

Two Arrested After Stealing Fire Truck!!!

I think this maybe the first time we’ve covered someone stealing a firetruck, usually it’s ambulances and cop cars..

see also:Florida Man Steals Ambulance Because He Was Sick Of Waiting To Be Seen By Doctor!!

see also:Flordia Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!

see also:Woman Steals EMS Truck, Leads Nevada Police On Two-State Chase!!

see also:Texas Woman Arrested After DWI Steals State Troopers Patrol Car!!

source:actionnewsnow.com

Fuckery We Missed:‘Kill All The Jews” Florida Man Charged With Attempted Murder Charges After Plotting To Burn Down Condo!!! (7/16/2018)

‘Kill All The Jews”

We didn’t really miss this fuckery when this story dropped, we’ve had it cued up but for some odd reason we’re getting to this fuckery now… on a slow news day!! Good thing people spoke up about this fucktard because if they didnt and this fucktard carried out his plot it would’ve caused some major damage!!!

source:miami.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Says Half Moon Bay Fires Were About Zombie Apocalypse!!! (7/16/2018)

Woman Says Half Moon Bay Fires Were About Zombie Apocalypse!

Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:“He Thought It Was The End Of The World And Zombies Were Chasing Him”, Mississippi Man Accused Of Ramming Car At Wal-Mart!!

see also:Illinois Man Was Running From Zombies When He Rammed Airport Terminal!!

source:ktvu.com

Fuckery We Missed: Paraplegic Assaulted At Least 2 Exotic Dancers He Called To His Home!!! (7/15/2018)

Paraplegic Assaults Exotic Dancers!!

Unbelievable!! We’re glad that none of these ladies were killed by this psychopath!!!

source:wsbtv.com

Fuckery We Missed: ‘Twerking’ Dispute Led Woman To Bite Off Another Woman’s Fingertip!!! (7/14/2018)

Finger Bit Off Due To Twerking!!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A West Virginia woman bit off the tip of another woman’s index finger around midnight Wednesday because the victim was twerking on her, authorities said.

Latasha Barrett, 31, was charged with malicious wounding after what began as a verbal argument with an acquaintance escalated into a physical altercation, the Charleston Gazette-Mail reported.

A prosecutor at the arraignment said the fight started when the victim began twerking on Barrett, upsetting her, according to FOX11 Charleston. A photo of the victim’s finger was shown to the magistrate.

The victim was rushed to a hospital for medical treatment, police said. Her condition hasn’t been released.

Barrett could face two to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Barrett was held at South Central Regional Jail on a $20,000 property bail or 10 percent cash.
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There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:foxnews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Couple Arrested For Fucking In Courthouse Stairwell!! (7/14/2018)

Caught Having Sex In Courthouse Stairwell!!

Yes fucking where there’s a chance where you can get caught adds to the hotness of the sex but these two have to be a certain type of stupid to bump uglies in a courthouse!! Sadly this isn’t the first time we’ve seen and incident of fuckery like this before, please feel free to visit the see also link below for more info!

see also:Woman Accused Of Preforming Sex Act In Florida Courthouse Arrested!!

source:kalb.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Puts HR Representative In Chokehold, Stabs Her With Pen When Resigning From Job!!! (7/14/2018)

Woman Chokes Out HR

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

TROY, Mich. (WXYZ) – A former home health care employee is facing charges after allegedly stabbing another employee with a pen when she was resigning from the company.

Police say 28-year-old Sakyra Ellis, of Redford, was resigning from her position at Custom Home Health Care. She arrived at W. Big Beaver Road in Troy to meet with a human resources employee to turn in her equipment.

According to a release, when the suspect turned in a broken computer tablet, the HR representative told her that she would have to pay $500 for it to be fixed, per company policy. That’s when Ellis became enraged and attacked the victim, putting her in a choke hold and stabbing her in the left arm with a pen.

Ellis then fled the scene in a black 2016 Nissan Altima before officers arrived. Shortly after, other officers located the vehicle during a traffic stop on southbound I-75 near W. 14 Mile Road.

Ellis is charged with assault and battery.
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The closest I’ve come to doing some fuckery like this was when one time in particular a manager firing me stated that he was “terminating me” so in return I said so “I’m fired” he then states that “termination isn’t the same as being fired”..

source:wxyz.com