Fuckery We Missed: Arkansas Man Smothers Infant Daughter, Attempts To Revive Daughter By Shocking Her With Extension Cord!!! (7/14/2018)

Fucktard Attempts To Revive Daughter With Extension Cord

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Police were called to 1112 Baldwin St. in Van Buren on the morning of June 12 about a report of an unconscious baby. Medical personnel transported the child to Sparks Hospital in Van Buren where she was pronounced dead.

A probable cause affidavit said that during questioning by police, Buchanan initially said the baby awoke about 5:30 a.m. that day and that he fed her a bottle and she went back to sleep. Buchanan woke later to find the baby not breathing, and he cut off the end of an extension cord and attempted to use it to shock her back to life, according to the affidavit.

Buchanan later admitted to holding the baby’s head against his shoulder to stop her from breathing because she was screaming and he wanted to go to sleep, the affidavit said. He told officers he knew what he was doing was wrong.

He also admitted that he smothered the child about 2 a.m. but never called for help, the affidavit said. Help was not summoned until about 9 a.m. when the baby’s mother awoke, found Buchanan holding the baby and he told her the baby was not breathing. The baby’s mother called 911.
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First and foremost we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who loved this child!!

This fucktard should be facing the death penalty for this fuckery, which is legal in the state of Arkansas!!

source:arkansasonline.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Gets 40 Years In Prison For Trying To Sell 2 Year Old Daughter For Sex!!! (7/14/2018)

40 Years In Prison For Trying To Sell 2 Year Old Daughter For Sex!

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A Houston woman accused of offering to sell her 2-year-old daughter for sex at a cost of $1,200 has been sentenced to 40 years in prison.

Twenty-five-year-old Sarah Marie Peters was sentenced Thursday after pleading guilty to charges that include promotion of prostitution.

Authorities say undercover officers in Montgomery County, north of Houston, encountered Peters online on a social media site. They say she forwarded photos of young girls and asked if there was anyone who wanted “to have fun” with her daughter.

Detectives watched Peters board a bus in Houston with her daughter to travel to Conroe, where she thought she was meeting a man who would pay for sex with the toddler.

She was arrested Feb. 22. Her daughter is the custody of state Child Protective Services.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery!!

source:foxnews.com

#TBT Fuckery: Man Mails Meth To Hotel So He Could Try It On Vacation!! (7/12/2018)

(Originally Posted 2/13/2017)

Man Mails Meth To Hotel

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A tourist told Key West police he mailed himself crystal methamphetamine so he could try the drug for the first time while on the tropical island, according to reports.

Robert Bare, 24, of Bullhead City, Ariz., admitted he mailed the package — meth wrapped in dirty socks and paper — to the Inn at Key West “because he was in town to party,” said police spokeswoman Alyson Crean.

On Feb. 8, an employee opened the small box, which was addressed only to the hotel, 3420 N. Roosevelt Blvd., and had a return address with the name Robert Dean Bare, who was not listed as a guest at the time. Hotel management called the police.

When Bare came to pick up the package, an undercover detective posing as a hotel manager handed it over. Bare took the package and was stopped by undercover detectives in the lobby. After a brief struggle, he was taken into custody.
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The smartest thing this guy could have done was waited until he got to his destination and asked the cleaning staff at the hotel,odds are they would of known where to find some for him! Instead this man’s brilliant plan probably has him facing federal charges!!

source:miamiherald.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Miami Man With No Arms Uses Feet To Stab Tourist From Chicago With Pair Of Scissors!!! (7/12/2018)

Armless Florida Man Stabs Chicago Tourist

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A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight early Tuesday.

The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled.

A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital.

Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery.

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When we came across this story on our Instagram feed we thought there is no way that this fuckery is true… Welp folks it’s true!! Unbelievable!!

source:abc7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Causes Multiple Accidents While Driving Under The Influence, Kidnaps Random Man In Attempt To Pass Him Off As Suspect !! (7/12/2018)

Unbelievable Accidents And A Kidnapping!!

Wow!!! It’s unbelievable that all parties involed in these accidents are ok, honestly the first time watching this fuckery I thought for sure that the man on the bicycle wasn’t gonna survive!! The fucktard responable for this fuckery without any doubt should be facing a lengthy jail/prison sentence!!

source:ktla.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man With Drugs Calls 911 To Ask For A Ride Home!! (7/12/2018)

Florida Man With Drugs Calls 911 To Ask For A Ride Home

DESTIN — A man who admitted to having drugs on his person called 911 three times to ask lawmen for a ride.

According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, on July 1 the 27-year-old Freeport man called the 911 emergency line on three separate occasions requesting a ride home. Dispatchers told the man to call the non-emergency line if he needed assistance, but the man began cursing and became belligerent, according to the report.

A deputy arrived at the man’s location and he was still on the line cursing at dispatchers. He admitted to being the caller and was placed under arrest. The deputy patted him down and found 6 grams of marijuana and nine pills. The man told the deputy the pills were Xanax.

He was arrested and charged with misusing the 911 system, felony drug possession and misdemeanor marijuana possession.
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We honestly need a mugshot of this fucktard!! If your this stupid while being in possession of drugs you deserve all the consequences that follow! For more dummies who called 911 for asinine reasons feel free to visit the see also links below!!

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see also:Woman Calls 911 Because She Couldn’t Use WIFI!!

source:nwfdailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Potential Father Of The Year?? Father Uses 18 Month Old Child As Weapon!!! (7/12/2018)

Father Uses 18 Month Old Child As Weapon!!

The only thing we really have to say about this is that we’re thankful that this child is ok, otherwise we’re at a loss for words with this fuckery!!!

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see also:Potential Father Of The Year?? Dad Forces 10 Year Old Son To Eat Habanero Sauce To “Motivate” Him!!!

see also:Potential Father Of The Year?? Arizona Man Gives Daughter Gun, Tells Her To Kill Herself!!

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source:losangeles.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Gets Kinder Egg Stuck In Her Pussy After Proposal Goes Wrong!!! (7/11/2018)

Woman Gets Kinder Egg Stuck In Her Pussy!!!

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The woman, who for obvious reasons remains anonymous, is said to have decided to take advantage of the leap year tradition, that sees women propose to their partners on February 29.

For her ‘romantic’ proposal, she chose to buy an engagement ring, put it inside a Kinder Egg and then insert it into her vagina.

The plan was simple – she would suggest some “finger-work” to her partner, he would discover it, retrieve it and then she would drop down on one knee.

“Equal parts unexpected, disgusting and I suppose, romantic,” writes Adam.

However what the lady hadn’t anticipated, was that the Kinder Egg would get stuck.

The egg had been inserted vertically but later turned horizontal inside her vagina.
“No amount of shoogling from either of them would get this particular goose to lay her golden egg,” explained Adam.

He added: “Remarkably, she was so keen to maintain the surprise she wouldn’t tell him what she’d done or why.”
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If this is just a teaser for the book entitled This Is Going To Hurt: Confessions Of A Junior Doctor by Adam Kay one can only imagine how many more incidents of human fuckery could possibly be in this book!! I will be picking up a copy of this ASAP!!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Kansas Councilwoman Bites Corrections Officer’s Thumb Hard Enough To Break It!!! (7/11/2018)

Councilwoman Bites Corrections Officer’s Thumb Hard Enough To Break It!!

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A small-town Kansas councilwoman landed herself in more trouble after putting up a fight with deputies, according to the Atchison County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies were trying to arrest Carol Fowler, 48, of Huron, Kansas, on June 29 for a failure to appear warrant.

They had to use their tasers on Fowler to take her into custody and arrested her for interference with, and battery on a law enforcement officer in addition to the warrant.

Deputies didn’t need medical treatment after that incident.

She was taken to jail and remained there on a $5,000 bond, according to a department spokesperson.

A few days later, on July 2, Fowler refused to cooperate with jail workers as they tried to complete the booking process.

When officers were forced to remove jewelry and personal items from her, Fowler bit one of them on the thumb hard enough to break the bone.

Fowler is one of five council members in the town with a population of 73 people, according to the Atchison County website.
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Wow.. We’re surprised this lady didn’t get fucked up for this!!! There’s really nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! To view the other potential candidates for Mugshot of the year please feel free to visit the see also links below!!!

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see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Nose Less Arkansas Man Arrested On Federal Child Porn Charges!!!

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see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Tennessee Man Arrested After Search Yields Super Glue -Huffing Stash!!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Man Charged With Domestic Violence For Allegedly Attacking Woman With Pizza!!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: New London Man Charged With Operating A Drug Factory!!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: DUI Driver Vomits Out Window, Swerves Into Oncoming Traffic!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year?? Virginia Beach Woman Arrested For Threatening To Bomb 7-Eleven!!

source:kshb.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Wasn’t Drinking While Driving, Just At Stop Signs!!! (7/11/2018)

Just Drinking At Stop Signs!!

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Stevens’s explanation, however, didn’t keep him out of jail on a DUI charge following a June 27 incident in Vero Beach, an arrest affidavit states.

Indian River County sheriff’s officials went to a McDonald’s in the 700 block of South U.S. 1 in Vero Beach for a possible disturbance.

A woman said a vehicle behind her in the drive-thru kept striking her rear bumper. She pointed to a vehicle driven by Stevens, 69, of Vero Beach.

Stevens said he’s never had a valid Florida driver’s license. Deputies noticed he did have an open bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag in the passenger seat.

Stevens smelled of booze, saying he felt “pretty good.”

He said he was drinking Jim Beam bourbon from the bottle in the passenger seat. He said he was drinking at “stop signs.”

“He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals,” the affidavit states.

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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Man Charged With DUI On Pink Bicycle Stolen From Little Girl!!

see also:“I Drink To Get Drunk” Minnesota Man Arrested For 28th DUI!!!

see also:Man Arrested For DUI After Riding Horse On California Freeway!!

source:tcpalm.com