Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Accused Of Stealing Prescription Pills Off Dying Man In MBTA Station!!! (3/22/2018)

Man Accused Of Stealing Prescription Pills Off Dying Man!!!

It would of taken how long to dial 911?? It’s just sad that there’s so many lowlifes in this world who are only focused on their next come up. In this incident of fuckery you could assume that this man is a junkie if he stole this man’s pain pills.. We’re not making excuses for this fucktard, just stating a possible fact!

source:boston.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Assaults Mcd’s Worker After Receiving Wrong Breakfast Sandwich!!!(3/21/2018)

“What The Fuck Is This? I Didn’t Order No Sausage Biscuit.”

Excerpt From Article:

The woman originally ordered a bacon breakfast sandwich through the drive-thru at the McDonald’s at 5344 N. Port Washington Road. When she received the wrong sandwich, she threw the bag at the employee and said, “What the (expletive) is this? I didn’t order no sausage biscuit.”

The manager of the McDonald’s apologized to the woman and corrected her order, but several minutes later, the woman came inside the restaurant, cut in line and started yelling at the employee because she still did not get the bacon sandwich.

She berated the employee and the manager, saying, “I know you people only make two (expletive) cents an hour.” The manager refunded the woman in cash, but the customer was still angry.

The woman walked behind the counter to continue arguing with the manager. A 17-year-old female employee tried to intervene, and the woman pushed the intervening employee. The 17-year-old female hit her head on the french fry station and then hit her head on the ground, according to police.
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So after being refunded your money you still had the urge to assault a Mcd’s worker??? This is human fuckery at its finest folks!!

see also:Woman Arrested After Arguing Over Fresh Bacon At McDonald’s !!

source:jsonline.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Breaks Into Car To Sleep, Sets It On Fire, Can’t Unlock It To Escape!!! (3/21/2018)

Woman Breaks Into Car To Sleep, Sets It On Fire, Cant Escape!!

This is human fuckery at it’s finest folks…In case your wandering what this woman is charged with, she’s facing charges of burglary of an unoccupied structure and felony criminal mischief..

source:wptv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Drives Car Into Sheriff’s Office Building In Florida, 2 Injured!! (3/21/2018)

2 Injured After Woman Drives Car Into Sheriff’s Office!!

In this incident of fuckery what song do you think was playing while this lady rammed into this building??? We’re going with N.W.A- Fuck The Police!! All joking aside we’re glad only 2 people were injured because this fuckery could’ve been a lot worse!!

source:miami.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Vehicle With Baby Inside Stolen At Gas Station In Florida!! (3/21/2018)

Vehicle With Baby Inside Stolen At Gas Station In Florida!!

Hate to inform you buddy but you’re still probably gonna get hit with a kidnapping charge for this fuckery!!

see also:Man Steals Car With Couples’ Kid Inside!!

source:wptv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: ‘I Could Have Been All The Way To Chicago By Now.’ Woman Filmed Riding Mobility Scooter On Memphis Interstate!! (3/20/2018)

Woman Filmed Driving Scooter On Memphis Highway!!!

No ma’am you wouldn’t of made it… With Chicago being about a 7 hour and a 530 plus mile trip , LOL you wouldn’t of made it… Your battery probably would run out before hand well before Chicago… Let us all be thankful that this lady wasn’t harmed in this incident of fuckery!!!

see also:Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!!!

source:fox13memphis.com

Fuckery We Missed: Williamson County Texas Deputy Fired After Allegedly Assaulting 12 Year Old Girl At BBQ Restaurant!!! (3/20/2018)

Deputy Gives 12 Year Old A Beat Down At BBQ Restaurant!!!

What do you think this man was also under the influence of besides alcohol? We’re willing to be there was a little bit of meth in his system too!! One can only hope that (1) this man actually gets sentenced for this fuckery and that (2) he receives his dose of karma when he’s thrown in jail!!

source:fox26houston.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Potential Mugshot Of The Year: DUI Driver Vomits Out Window, Swerves Into Oncoming Traffic!!! (3/20/2018)

Mugshot Of The Year!!!

Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

MANOR TOWNSHIP, Pa. —
Police arrested a man on St. Patrick’s Day who they say was driving under the influence and vomiting out the window at the same time in Lancaster County.

Michael Bello, 30, of Lancaster, is charged with two counts of driving under the influence and driving on right side of roadway.

Police said the incident happened around 2 p.m. in Manor Township and East Hempfield Township.

“East Hempfield and Manor Township Police were notified by Lancaster County Radio of a possible DUI driving south on Rohrerstown Road near Columbia Avenue. The driver was to be vomiting out of the car and swerving into oncoming traffic,” police said. “The vehicle was stopped by police on Millersville Road at Charlestown Road. Bello was taken into custody and a chemical test of his breath confirmed he was Driving Under the Influence of Alcohol.”
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks or itself!!

source:wgal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: New Mexico Man Attacked Girlfriend Over NCAA Tourny Game!!! (3/20/2018)

New Mexico Man Attacked Girlfriend Over NCAA Tourny Game!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico man is facing charges after authorities said he got angry while watching an NCAA Tournament basketball game and attacked his girlfriend.

The Bernalillo County Sheriff’s Office said Samuel Goodhope was arrested early Friday following a frantic 911 call from the girlfriend who told deputies she had escaped Goodhope’s home.

According to a criminal complaint, the girlfriend tried to leave after the 30-year-old Goodhope became furious over a game. But the girlfriend told deputies he refused to let her go and pushed her several times to the ground.

She later called 911 from her mother’s home.

Deputies say she had a black eye and several scratches on her body.

Goodhope was charged with false imprisonment. It was not known if he had an attorney.
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With all the big upsets that happened this past week/weekend during the NCAA Tournament we’re sure that this victim that had this happened to her wasn’t the only woman in America who unfortunately was at the wrong end of their spouses’ anger over a loss.. Some men need to chill…

source:cbs7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Gouged Out Mom’s Eyes With Glass Shards, Screamed ‘I’m A Murderer!!! (3/20/2018)

Daughter Uses Glass Shards To Cut Out Mother’s Eyes!!

Excerpt From Article:

A Florida daughter accused of carving her mother’s eyeballs out with glass shards allegedly yelled “I’m a murderer, I’m a murderer!” before being taken into custody for the gruesome attack.

Camille Balla, 32, was arrested early Friday on suspicion of committing murder after the slashed-up body of her mother, Francisca Monteiro-Balla, 55, was found in their blood-soaked Royal Palm Beach home.

“I killed my mother and I need help,” Balla, who claimed to have smoked cannabis possibly laced with Flakka or PCP before the incident, told responding deputies, according to a police report viewed by the Sun-Sentinel.
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We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who loved this woman.. What a tragedy!!!

see also:Woman In South Carolina Found Holding Her Eyeballs Outside Of Church!!!

source:foxnews.com