Man’s Gruesome Attack On Pregnant Lady!!
We at humanfuckery.com would like to wish this woman a speedy recovery!!! We are shocked and appalled by this lowlife’s actions to say the least!!!
source:wptv.com
This is like taking the saying “taking a knife to a gunfight” and just replacing the word knife with the word ROCKS!!!! Speaking of rocks, this man must be smoking them if they think this plan would possibly work during a school shooting!!
source:myfox8.com
(Repost From 9//16/2016)
This is dedicated to all my male counterparts who are on the prowl this weekend!! Pull this line and see how fast you’ll get shut down!!!
First off, if I gotta know what that thang smell like… I dont want it! Second, the smell test that he kicks the video off instantly makes the viewer ask themselves’ “wtf is this train wreck”. Every time after watching this video the god damn hook gets stuck in my head!!
(Originally Posted On 12/20/2016)
#TBT Fuckery: Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Test To Pay Her Way Through School!!
Look, you ladies out there who would stoop to this level of fuckery need to go jump off a bridge! You have no clue from a males perceptive how a stunt like this can change things! Trust me, I’ve dealt with a few so called “pregnancies” in my lifetime, thank god they didn’t trap me with this trick!!
source:actionnewsjax.com
Pastor Uses The Healing Powers Of Insecticide
Just look at the picture above, it looks like she’s ”healing” right before our eyes!!! Humanfuckery.com would like to start a branch of this pastors practices here in the USA… We have a short list of people who need this form of “healing”
source:bbc.com
Cop Who Sucked Toes Of Hospital Patient Is Held On $200K Bail!!
Excerpt From Article:
Prosecutors said that, as the victim was shackled to a bed, the officer sucked the man’s toes, grabbed his penis and took a photo of the victim as he tried to use a portable urinal. Once the two were in a bathroom, Calhoun forcibly performed a sex act on the man, prosecutors said.
After the victim was arrested and taken to the Gresham District lockup, he talked about killing himself, so he was taken to St. Bernard Hospital, prosecutors said. Calhoun and another officer were assigned to watch him while he awaited a psychiatric evaluation.
Once the victim changed into a hospital gown, the other officer went to get food, leaving Calhoun and the man alone. The man was handcuffed to the bed by his wrist and left foot.
Calhoun started talking with the man about why he was arrested and “gave him relationship advice,” eventually asking if he knew about “pressure points,” according to prosecutors.
Calhoun then grabbed the man’s foot and began sucking on his toes “for several minutes as the victim asked him to stop,” prosecutors said.
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Ohhhh boy… From the sounds of it this officer will be in paradise when he’s shipped off to the pen.. Bubba & Company will easily make this man their bitch and they’ll enjoy it due to the fact that he’s a former cop!!!
source:chicago.suntimes.com
Couple Arrested For Fucking By Playground!!!
Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
CANTON, Ohio – Children at a Stark County Elementary School playground received quite the shock this past weekend when two people decided the spot was a perfect place to lay down and have intercourse on the grass.
Jacoby Schmidt, 23, and Ashley Carrelli, 22, were both charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.
According to the police report, the sheriff’s office received a 911 call about two people having sex in front of children at Walker Elementary School, 3525 Sandy Ave. SE, Canton.
When deputies arrived, they located the couple behind the school, next to a playground where 11 children and numerous adults were playing, the report said.
The two continued to fornicate even as deputies approached them. Carrelli, who was wrapped in a blanket, repeatedly exposed her breasts to nearby witnesses. According to the report, Carrelli was completely naked and Schmidt was nude from the waist down.
Schmidt and Carrelli told authorities they were unaware they were not allowed to have sex at the location, the report stated. They also said they didn’t realize there was anyone nearby — despite children playing on the playground about 65 feet from them.
Authorities found several cans of Bud Light in the grass by the couple, which the two said they drank while they were there.
Both were taken into custody and transported to (the appropriately named) Stark County Jail.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
source:news5cleveland.com
Woman Arrested For Huffing Compressed Air!!!
Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
A Callahan woman was arrested after she repeatedly inhaled compressed air bottles over the course of six hours, the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office said.
Tammy Irvin, 34, had vomit on her shirt and was still clutching a bottle of compressed air when confronted by a deputy in a Walgreens parking lot on March 20, the report said.
The heater in her Ford F-150 was turned on to the highest setting, consistent with heating a bottle of compressed air, the report said. The arresting deputy said three other bottles were on the floorboard of the truck.
Employees of the Walgreens said that Irvin bought a bottle of compressed air at 10:21 a.m., a second at 12:09 p.m., a third at 1:38 p.m. and a fourth at 3:58 p.m.
Irvin told deputies said she was just going to sit in her truck and “not go anywhere.”
Irvin is charged with inhalation of a dangerous chemical.
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This fuckery is just sad.. Wasn’t aware people still huffed this shit!!!
source:fox30jax.com
Man Charged With Running Drug Warehouse!!
Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
NEW LONDON — Clem Ramsey, 35, is facing several charges including operating a drug factory after police said they seized 148 grams of harvested marijuana leaves, 25 marijuana plants, marijuana grow equipment and a digital scale.
The New London Police Department said that on Friday, March 16, a number of various task forces served a drug-related search and seizure warrant at 239 Nautilus Drive in New London.
Ramsey was charged with cultivation of marijuana, operating a drug factory, reckless endangerment in the second-degree and interfering with a law enforcement officer.
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Mugshot of the year candidates so far are this man and this guy!!
source:fox61.com
Mother Arrested For Smoking Up 1 Year Old Kid!!
Welp… You just lost your kid to this fuckery!!! It doesn’t matter anyways because it’s apparent that you obviously don’t give a shit about your child by forcing this poor thing to smoke weed at the age of 1!! Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve came across mothers toking up with their kids, this case happened to be the youngest case we’ve came across!!
Note: This woman has been caught, her mugshot is in the link above!
see also:Video Of 3 Year Old Smoking Weed!!
see also:Mom Records 5 Year Old Smoking Weed With Her!!
source: video:abc7.com