Today’s HumanFuckery: Driver Behind Meth-Filled Sexcapade Crash Tells Cops: ‘Drugs And Alcohol Make You More Awake’!! (1/29/2018)

‘Drugs And Alcohol Make You More Awake’!!

Excerpt From Article:

Stephen Walker, 38, and another man were high and having sex in the truck, which was parked in a lot near Kennedy Airport, when a jilted boyfriend of one of the men arrived at the scene, police sources said.

The sudden appearance of the ex-boyfriend startled the men, who decided to ditch the scene, according to what sources said Walker told them.

“I crashed because we were having sex,” Walker allegedly told cops. “Yes, I was driving the truck. Yes we did crystal meth.”

The truck slammed into the back of a silver four-door sedan on Old Rockaway Blvd. and North Boundary Lane in Springfield Gardens, law enforcement sources said.

Then the truck rammed into a fence, and and its cabin was crushed.

Walker managed to escape — without his pants — and hid in an empty horse trailer at an animal shelter and screening facility for creatures arriving from abroad, sources said.

But after a few minutes he decided to leave the trailer to alert first responders to his lover, who was stuck inside the truck’s cabin, according to the sources. They said first responders used an extrication tool to remove the man, who was also naked from the waist down, and take him to Jamaica Hospital for treatment.

The mystery boyfriend never resurfaced. Driver behind meth-filled sexcapade Queens crash tells cops: ‘Drugs, alcohol make you more awake’
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First and foremost, we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… DONT DO METH!!! Nothing much more to say about fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: ‘Serial Stowaway’ Marilyn Hartman Arrested Again At O’Hare!!! (1/29/2018)

Serial Stowaway’ Marilyn Hartman Arrested Again At O’Hare!!!

We’re aware of this lady’s previous arrest earlier this month and we elected not to report on that matter. We’ve elected to report on this fuckery today because this lady went in front of a judge and was given a court order to avoid airports, did she listen??? Nope!! It is very apparent that sneaking through TSA lines and boarding planes is the only thing that makes her feel alive!!!

(UPDATE 10/13/2019):This Woman Was Arrested Again For This FUVCKERY!!!!!

source:abc7chicago.com

Fuckery We Missed: Chicago Man Accused Of Assaulting 3 Young Girls!!! Man Says He’s Boy Trapped In Adult’s Body!!! (1/29/2018)

Man Trapped In Boy’s Body!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Joseph Roman, 38, is charged with predatory criminal sexual assault stemming from repeated attacks on three girls who were 6 to 8 years old at the time, according to prosecutors. Roman was a friend of the girls’ families at the time of the attacks between 2015 and January of this year.

During a hearing Wednesday, prosecutors said Roman admitted to some of the attacks and told Chicago police “he is a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body.” He was ordered held without bail.
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Get the fuck out of here with you fuckery sir…We suggest you get ready for the pounding Bubba & Company will give you when you get sentenced to prison!!!

source:chicagotribune.com

Fuckery We Missed: Baby In Car Seat Left On Hot Stove, Badly Burned!!!! (1/29/2018)

Baby Left On Stove Burned Badly!!

If you were so worried about the dog jumping on the baby couldn’t you (a) barricade this dog in a room, (b) place the dog outside to avoid the child being in contact with the damn dog or (c) place the dog up for adoption since it seems as if he/she is a problem… We at humanfuckery.com wish this poor child a speedy recovery!!

source:fox19.com

Fuckery We Missed: Steak ‘n Shake Manager Sold Drugs At Restaurant!! (1/29/2018)

Slangin Out Of Steak N Shake!!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery… Unbelievable!!!!

see also:Bronx Mcdonald’s Manager Accused Of Selling Drugs To Undercover Cop!!!

source:cbs12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Walmart Assistant Manager Filmed 12 Year Old Boy In Bathroom Of Missouri Store!!! (1/28/2018)

Walmart Assistant Manager Filmed 12 Year Old Boy In Bathroom Of Missouri Store!!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to court documents, the boy was at the Walmart Neighborhood Market with his mother on the afternoon of Jan. 18 when an assistant store manager followed him into the bathroom.

Court documents say the boy told police he went into a stall, locked the door, unzipped his pants and looked up.

A phone was held over the stall, the boy allegedly said, and its camera lens was pointed at him.

The manager in question agreed to an interview with police and initially said he thought the boy had concealed merchandise, like a candy bar, court documents say.

But when the boy entered the bathroom stall, the manager allegedly said he became “curious.”

When pressed to explain his curiosity, the manager said he was curious for sexual reasons, court documents say, and that this curiosity was something new for him.

According to court documents, the manager claimed he was only taking the video to “look and watch” and that he thought the 12-year-old boy was actually 16 to 18 years old.
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This fuckery is down right creepy and disturbing to say the least… We are thankful that this boy managed to get out of this situation without this pedophile actually physically assaulting this poor kid!! This kid will probably never use a public restroom again in his life!!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Incidents Of Fuckery Involving Guns!!! (1/28/2018)

Man Shot At 30 Times In Oakland After Wrong Turn

Wrong Turn!!!!

We are truly amazed that this man survived this!!

Source:ktvu.com
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Teen Shot In Head After No Lackin Challenge Goes Wrong

No Lackin Challenge Goes Wrong!!

We hope that this poor kid survives this fuckery..

source:wmcactionnews5.com
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Today’s HumanFuckery: Teen Charged With Aggravated Assault For Exposing Pineapple To Girl With Allergies!!! (1/27/2018)

Teen Charged With Aggravated Assault…Weapon Used Was A Pineapple!!

We understand as a defense attorney you’re supposed to defend your client but…this was no prank!! These kids probably concocted this plan in an attempt to film this poor girl’s allergic reaction and then post this fuckery online for a little bit of internet fame… Welp.. If that was the intention of this “prank” congrats you’ve made it on ABC..

source:abcnews.go.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Escaped Texas Inmate Arrested Running Back To Prison With Bag Of Alcohol, Food!!! (1/27/2018)

Escaped Texas Inmate Arrested Running Back To Prison With Bag Of Alcohol, Food!!!

Our question is why wouldn’t you just flee the prison when you ESCAPED…. You stupid fuck!

source:kdvr.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: USPS Worker Caught Illegally Dumping Mail In Kansas City Neighborhood,

USPS Worker Caught Illegally Dumping Mail In Kansas City Neighborhood!!!

Is your job really that hard or are you just flat out lazy?? This isn’t the first time we’ve seen fuckery like this, please feel free to view the see also links below!!!

see also:Local U.S. Postal Carrier Charged With Dumping Two Weeks Of Mail Down D.C. Storm Drain!!

see also:USPS Worker Dumps Piles Of Mail In A Ditch!!!

source:kshb.com