Fuckery We Missed: Stranger Kisses Child In Front Of Parent!!!(3/29/2021)

Stranger Kisses 1 1/2 Year Old Child In Grocery Store

Excerpt From Article:

While inside the store, police say, as a mother glanced away from her 1 ½-year-old daughter sitting in the shopping cart, Austin Blake Stewart, 24, leaned down, removed his mask, kissed the child on the lips, and left. The mother began searching for him, but he had disappeared. She then alerted her husband and the WINCO staff.

Officers later found Stewart under a blanket on 18th Street.

Check this fools personal pc, phone, tablet,ect because were willing to bet that this fucktard has some suspect images on his devices if you know what we mean… Unebelievable!!


Today’s Fuckery: Woman Missing For Several Weeks Found Naked In Delray Beach,FL Storm Drain!!! (3/25/2021)

Woman Missing For Weeks Found Naked In Storm Drain!!

No other place in the world would some fuckery like this happen except in Florida… So many questions need to be answered by this woman because this fuckery isn’t adding up!! Really folks what grown adult would be like “Hmmm wonder where this door leads” and start exploring?? SMH


Today’s Fuckery: Argument Over Chicken Nuggets Led Woman To Bite Bedford County,TN Deputy!!! (3/23/2021)

Woman Bites Deputy After Dispute Over Chicken Nuggets!

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself..

Sadly folks this isn’t the craziest thing we’ve seen someone do over some god damn chicken nuggets… Feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!!

see also:Woman Calls 911 To Complain That Her Chicken Nuggets Weren’t Cooked Fast Enough!!

see also:Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets!!

see also:12 Year Old Kid Attempts To Rob Classmate At Gunpoint For Her McNuggets!!!


Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Exposed Himself While Riding Scooter At Walmart!!! (3/21/2021)

Old Man Exposes Self While Riding Scooter At Walmart!!

Excerpt From Article:

The Chiefland Police Department says it first received complaints about a man exposing his sexual organs at a Walmart on Thursday.

Witnesses told police the man rode around the store with a hole in the crotch area of his pants, exposing his genitals.

Investigators said police received similar complaints in the past about a man matching Neeley’s description, but had never been able to identify a suspect until now.

Nasty bitch!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Woman Banned From Walmart After Riding Electric Cart While Drinking Wine From Pringles Can!!

see also:Florida Couple Steals Motorized Shopping Cart From Walmart, Drives To Bar!!!

see also:Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!


Today’s Fuckery: Man Faces Child Cruelty Charges After Entering San Diego Zoo Habitat With Toddler!! (3/21/2021)

Dumbass Climbs In Elephant Enclosure At San Diego Zoo!!

Potential father of the year material right here folks.. Sheesh..

see also: Woman Climbs Into Exhibit at Bronx Zoo, Appears to Taunt Lion!!

see also:Teen Banned From Denver Zoo For Life After Jumping Safety Railing To Get Closer To Rhino!!

see also: Frugal Zoo Goer Climbs Fence To Avoid Paying Ticket Price!! Ends Up Mauled By Tiger!!!

see also: Student Jumps Into Shark Tank At Aquarium In California!!

see also:Woman Attacked By Jaguar Attempting To Get Closer To For A Selfie!!!


Today’s Fuckery: Stimulus Check Argument Led To Indianapolis Quadruple Murder!! (3/17/2021)

4 Murdered Over Stimulus Checks!!

Unbelievably sad… We at fuckery.news send our condolences to the ones impacted by this horrific shooting..


Today’s Fuckery: Florida Man Caught In Public Masturbating And Penetrating Ass With Dill Pickle!! (3/16/2021)

Florida Man Caught In Act With Pickle IN ASS!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

Stay classy Florida Man… Stay Classy!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Feel free to visit the see also links below for similar fuckery!!

see also:Brian M. Bates Serial Masturbator Arrested After Beating Off At Doctor’s Office!!

see also:Police Say Missouri Man Won’t Stop Beating Off In Big Box Stores!!!

see also:Man Accused Of Beating Off In Louisville Park Blames Groundhog!!!

see also:Man Says He Stole Security System To Conceal Masturbation!!!!!


Today’s Fuckery: Ring Door Bell Camera Catches Amazon Delivery Driver Pissing ON Groceries!!(3/5/2021)

Amazon Delivery Driver Pisses On Man’s Groceries!!

Excerpt From Article:

That customer got a notification from his Ring doorbell camera when the delivery driver approached.

“I was watching and he was acting strange. So I kept watching,” said the customer, who asked to remain anonymous.

You can see the man goes back and forth a few times. The customer says he continued watching on his phone.

“I didn’t know what he did until I looked outside and saw the wet spot there on the ground,” he said. “Then I went back inside and re-watched the video. And I put the volume all the way up and I could hear it.”

The delivery driver sees he’s being captured on the ring camera, so he crouches down to relieve himself.

“At that point, I realized that he had urinated all over my food,” said the customer.

UNREAL!!! You’d think that this fucktard would just see the bushes that were right by him and piss on those instead of pissing all over this poor man’s groceries like that!!

Over the years we’ve posted plenty of terrible delivery drivers doing horrendous things, please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!

see also:Delivery Driver For Amazon Caught On Camera Shitting On Man’s Driveway!!

see also:Mailman Caught On Camera Pissing On Front Porch Of Memphis Home While Delivering Mail!!

see also: Tennessee Man Faces Felony Charge For Dipping His Balls In Salsa Before Delivery!!!

see also:Florida Uber Eats Customer Finds Shit Stained Underwear In Food Order!!!

see also: An Amazon delivery Driver Stole A Texas Couple’s Dog And Tried To Sell It Online!!!


Today’s Fuckery: Alabama Woman Faces Felony Charge After Stealing Neighbor’s Goat And Painting It!! (3/2/2021)

Woman Who Stole Neighbor’s Goat And Painted It Arrested!

Meanwhile In Alabama…. SMH! There’s nothing more to say about this fuckery. this fuckery speaks for itself!!


Today’s Fuckery: Montgomery County Public Schools Staff Member Caught On Camera Engaged In “Inappropriate Behavior”!! (2/25/2021)

Caught Beating Off On ZOOM!!!

This sick fuck needs to be FIRED AND CHARGED for this sick shit!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

(UPDATE 2/26/21):This Sick Fuck Won’t Be Facing ANY CHARGES!!!

see also:Ohio Substitute Teacher Accused Of Performing Sex Act On Himself In Classroom!!!

see also:Music Teacher From Southern California CONTAMINATES Flutes With His Own Cum!!

see also:Substitute Teacher Fired For Filming Porn In Classroom!!!

see also:Substitute Teacher Arrested For Showing Porn In Classroom!!

see also: Kansas City Elementary School Teacher Accused Of Showing Lewd Photos To 5TH Grade Class!!