We didn’t really miss this story, sometimes we honestly forget to post things.. We’re not gonna spend much time on this fuckery, all we have to say is we honestly dont believe this guy’s actions was a result of taking to much Viagra!!!
Woman Returns Dead Christmas Tree To Costco!!!
This bitch makes our head hurt.. We hope Costco knows that this lady will attempt to do this every year since you let her do this…
source:indy100.com
Players Wear ”Knee Grow.” And “Coon” Jerseys
We could see fuckery like this happening in a college intramural league or and adult men’s league not in a league for 7-12 graders…
source:wcpo.com
Florida Man Rips Urinal From Restaurant Bathroom Wall Then Proceeds To Run Away Naked Into Woods!!!
Due to this articles length we’ve decided to repost
Tallahassee police officers are searching for a man who they say ripped a urinal from a bathroom wall Monday night at Miller’s Ale House and then streaked into the woods.
Staff at the sports bar on Apalachee Parkway told police the man, who was described as being in his 20’s, entered the bathroom about 11 p.m. When he emerged a few moments later, he was soaked in water.
The man ran from the building north through the parking lot while taking off his clothes, according to the police incident report. An employee who watched the man run away said he was completely naked when he disappeared into the wood line. His clothing was not found.
Surveillance video was provided to officers. The man is wanted for criminal mischief.
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How’d this man pull a urinal off a fucking wall? Our only guess is that this man lost money on the National Championship game and was pissed at the results!!
source:tallahassee.com
Robber With His Social Security Number Tatted On Forehead Wanted By Houston Police!!
This man is obviously not worried about anyone stealing his identity… He must have shit credit!! As far as forehead tattoos go this man’s tat has to take the cake for the stupidest tat, the dummy in the see also links is a close second!
see also:Man With “I’m A Pornstar’ Forehead Tattoo Arrested On Groping Allegation!!!
source:click2houston.com
Man Attempts To EXTERMINATE Spider With Lighter, Sets Apartment On Fire
Excerpt From Article:
Wisegarver told the paper that another resident used a torch-style lighter to try and kill the arachnid after spotting it in an upstairs bedroom. The flame didn’t kill the spider instantly, however – the burning arachnid reportedly ran onto a mattress, setting it on fire. Wisegarver said the fire also spread to the drapes and a flag collection.
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We thought maybe incidents of fuckery involving use of fire to exterminate pest in peoples home’s would be left in 2017… HA nope!!!!! Here the fuck we go again with this fuckery!!
see also:Man Using Propane Torch On Spiders Suspected Of Starting Home On Fire!!
see also:Woman Attempting To Kill Bed Bugs With Rubbing Alcohol Accidentally Set Home On Fire!!!
see also:Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bug With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire!!
see also:Georgia Man Tries To Use Fireworks To Take Out Bee’s Nest, Burns Garage Down Instead!!!
see also:Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying to Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!
source:fox6now.com
Excerpt From Article:
The man reportedly told police that his wife of 32 years was upset and had been yelling at him for two days.
He said he was on the toilet when 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn barged in and fired two shots above his head.
Police contacted and detained Fahn in the home. She allegedly said to police, “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.”
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Honestly if this man was getting yelled at for two days straight the bathroom was probably his own personal safe room… I’ve learned personally that some females cant drop things and a simple fight could be dropped but you know…
source:kivitv.com
Due to articles length we’ve decided to repost the article:
A parolee allegedly robbed a Subway in Chili, and was arrested soon thereafter because the ankle bracelet he was wearing told authorities he was there at the time.
According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office:
Deputies responded at 7:30 p.m. Saturday to the Subway at 4369 Buffalo Road for a reported knifepoint robbery. The suspect was described as a white male with blue eyes, and more than 6 feet tall. The store clerk did not see anyone else in the restaurant at the time.
The Monroe Crime Analysis Center notified deputies that the ankle monitor for parolee Adam J. Hettig, 32, of Chili, showed he was at the Subway. He is a white male, 6 feet 7, 265 pounds with blue eyes.
Deputies executed a search warrant at his home, arrested him without incident, and he allegedly has admitted to the crime. He was arraigned in Chili Town Court and remanded to the Monroe County Jail.
Online records show he was paroled in March after serving time for a burglary conviction. New York State Parole lodged a parole warrant with the jail.
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This fuckery speaks for itself.. Unfortuantaly this isn’t the first time we’ve came across a incident of fuckery like this…
see also:Man Robs Home While Wearing GPS Ankle Bracelet!!
source:democratandchronicle.com
African American’s Can’t Handle Marijuana Because Of ‘Genetics’
At a loss for words with this fuckery…
source:huffingtonpost.com
This isn’t the first time we’ve came across a person committing a vile act like this!!! Feel free to visit the see also link below for more info on the aforementioned incident of fuckery!
see also:“Mad Pooper” Wanted In Colorado!!
source:fox16.com/