Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Allegedly Swaps Barcodes, Pays Only $3.70 For $1,800 Worth Of Electronics!!! (11/9/2017)

Woman Attempts To Pay $3.70 For $1800 Worth Of Electronics After Swapping Barcodes!!!

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:pix11.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: A Black Cadet Wrote The Racist Graffiti Found At Air Force Academy!!! (11/9/2017)

Black Cadet Responsible For Racist Graffiti

This fuckery has to stop..

see also:Car’s Owner Says He’s Responsible For ‘Racist Graffiti’!

see also:Black Man Is Behind Racist Graffiti Found At Eastern Michigan University

see also:Woman Allegedly Vandalized Own House In Attempt To Frame Black Lives Matter Supporters

see also:Black Man Charged With Spray Painting Swastika At University Of Maryland!!

see also:Man Claiming He Is Jewish Is Arrested For Spray Painting Swastikas On His Own House!!

see also:Black “White Supremacist” Arrested For Vandalizing High School!!!

source:cnn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 2 Year Old Child Drowns After Father Passes Out From Drinking Four Lokos!!(11/9/2017)

Child Drowns After Father Passes Out From Drinking Four Lokos!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who really loved this child.. Some parents really need to get their priorities in check!!

source:wkbn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Calls Taco Bell ‘Racist’ For Not Being Able To Order French Fries!!! (11/8/2017)

Woman Attempts To Order Fries From Taco Bell!! Claims Taco Bell Is Racist!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!! I truly would be totally embarrassed by my stupidity if I was this woman!!

source:foxnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bad Santa!!! Volunteer Santa Claus Was Found With a Crack Pipe in His Car!!! (11/8/2017)

Santa Found With Crack Pipe, Empty Bags Of Crack, Heroin And A Hypodermic Needle!!!

We now know how Santa has all that energy to deliver all those presents on Christmas!!! Check the see also links for more fuckery from Santa!!!

see also:Santa And Crew Being Naughty!!!

Spoiler Alert:

see also:Pastor Tells Kids That Mall Santa Is Fake!!!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Girlfriend Calls Police To Turn In Boyfriend For Reward Money While Together In Stolen Car!! (11/8/2017)

Girlfriend Calls Police To Turn In Boyfriend For Reward Money While Together In Stolen Car!

Excerpt From Article:

At that time, dispatchers received a call from Mongeon’s alleged girlfriend, identified as Cristy Cardwell. According to the affidavit, Cardwell told police she knew Mongeon stole the car but would not reveal his intentions until she received reward money, saying she “she knew the law very well and didn’t have to give him up.”
Police say Cardwell told them she was actually in the stolen car and would give the exact location only when she had reward money.
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What a snitch!!! In case you’re wondering…she got no reward money and she was arrested!!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:fox17.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Car’s Owner Says He’s Responsible For ‘Racist Graffiti’!! (11/8/2017)

Man Admits To Placing Racist Graffiti On His Car!

People who do stupid shit like this need to find a god damn hobby.. We’ve seen multiple incidents of fuckery like this, feel free to view those incidents below!

see also:Black Man Is Behind Racist Graffiti Found At Eastern Michigan University

see also:Woman Allegedly Vandalized Own House In Attempt To Frame Black Lives Matter Supporters

see also:Black Man Charged With Spray Painting Swastika At University Of Maryland!!

see also:Man Claiming He Is Jewish Is Arrested For Spray Painting Swastikas On His Own House!!

source:kwch.com

Fuckery We Missed: Two Stories Of Murder By Crazy/Creepy Men!! (11/8/2017)

Pennsylvania Man Killed Woman When She Turned Down His Marriage Proposal!!!

This young lady was only 19 years old..We understand why she turned down this proposal because at the age of 19 who is seriously considering marriage?? Marriage should be the last thing on your mind.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to this young lady’s friends and family!

Woman Shot To Death By Stalker She Met Through Online Dating Site

Some guys just can’t accept that a woman isn’t interested, you can base this ignorance on the male ego!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this woman’s family and friends!!

sources:nbcphiladelphia.com newyork.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: KC Detective Ends Interview After Suspect Answers Question With ‘Loud Fart’!!!! (11/7/2017)

Loud Farts Stop Police Investigation!!
Excerpt From Article:

The charges stem from Kansas City police traffic stops on Sept. 1 and Nov. 5, according to court documents.

On Sept. 1, Sykes was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns. One of the guns, a .357 Magnum, had been reported stolen out of a car in Independence a few days earlier, according to the documents.

While being questioned, Sykes denied knowing anything about the guns and drugs.

In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.”

“Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.

Charges were not filed at that time.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

(UPDATE 10/23/2018: This Man Pleads Guilty!!

source:kansascity.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Flight Diverted After Woman Unlocks Husband’s Phone And Discovers He Is Cheating!!! (11/7/2017)

Flight Diverted Due To Woman Discovering Her Husband Is Cheating!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The Qatar Airways flight they were travelling on was forced to make an emergency landing in India after she started to repeatedly hit her husband following the discovery.

According to the Hindustan Times, the Iranian woman had managed to unlock her partner’s smartphone by pressing it against his hand while he slept.
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I bet that this man is missing the old days where your spouse had to guess your pass code to unlock your phone.. Note to all the cheaters out there…Disable unlocking your phone with your fingerprint, your’re making it to easy for your spouse!!

source:news.sky.com