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Man Rubs Shit On His FACE During Jury Selection!!!

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Boys, 35, has pleaded not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity to the charge that he murdered NOPD Officer Daryle Holloway during an escape from custody on June 20, 2015. A jury was being impaneled Wednesday for a trial expected to open testimony next Monday.

Orleans Parish prosecutor Taylor Anthony was at the podium questioning the day’s second panel of prospective jurors when the incident occurred around 4 p.m.

As the prosecutor spoke, Boys, seated at the defense table between attorneys Billy Sothern and Matthew Vogel, pulled from his suit pocket excrement that he had wrapped in a napkin, apparently during an earlier restroom break. He began rubbing the feces on his face and head without saying a word.
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Gotta get that insanity plea by any means necessary!! We will be patiently waiting to see what this man’s next crazy move will be to prove he’s insane!

source:nola.com

Mom Who Feared Being Deported Drowned Her Children In Bathtub!

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It’s not clear why Pelima was worried. Immigration and Customs Enforcement said she entered the United States lawfully, with no known criminal convictions.

An officer visited her home early Monday and told her local authorities were not going to arrest her, the police chief said. The officer even gave Pelima an immigration hotline number to call, and observed the older boy doing well during the visit.
Pelima called 911 again about 8:30 a.m. and said she had drowned her son, 4-month-old Solomon Epelle, and 5-year-old Alex Epelle, authorities said.
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We have an idea why she might of had a fear of deportation…One could assume that since this woman is an immigrant that she has taken note of what POTUS #45’s agenda is. It’s a damn shame she did this to her children because they had nothing to do with any of this fuckery!!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to this family, we are truly sorry for your loss!!!

source:foxnews.com

Black Man Spray Paints Swastika In College Bathroom!!

We missed this story due to us being on a hiatus!!! We know this story is about a week old but this story is a story we’ve seen a few times.. We’ve seen a ”black white supremacist” spray painting swastikas on a school,a Jewish man spray painting swastikas on his own house, and a wife of a cop spray painting Black Lives Matter on her own house!!! Feel free to view the see also links below for more info on those stories!!

see also:Black “White Supremacist” Arrested For Vandalizing High School!!!

see also:Man Claiming He Is Jewish Is Arrested For Spray Painting Swastikas On His Own House!!

see also:Woman Allegedly Vandalized Own House In Attempt To Frame Black Lives Matter Supporters!!

source:fox5dc.com

2 Needles And A Crack Pipe Found In Woman’s Ass!!

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Investigators said they knew Zachman’s license was suspended, and tried to stop her in the area of Southeast Ocean Boulevard and Southeast Monterey Road.

She slowed to about 5 mph and “appeared to be concealing something in between her legs,” the affidavit states.

When Zachman got out of the Toyota “her shorts were in a manner consistent with concealing something,” the affidavit states.

She handed over a $1 bill with crack cocaine that was in her shorts.

On the way to jail, Zachman started squirming.

Asked whether she had anything else, Zachman fessed up to having a pipe and a “rig,” or hypodermic needle, in the cheeks of her buttocks.

Investigators got to the bottom of things, recovering two hypodermic needles and a cocaine-smoking pipe.
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This lady is obviously a rookie in the art of concealment in orifices…. The lady in the see also link surely isn’t!!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 bill, And Pill Found In Arkansas Woman’s Vagina!!

source:tcpalm.com

Drug Dealer Ran Over Because He Failed To Give Change!

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Police said Stinson gave the teen $20 for a bag of marijuana and expected to receive money back. When she didn’t, she moved her blue Dodge Avenger in an attempt to prevent the silver Chevrolet the boy was in from leaving, according to authorities.

The boy was trying to get in the passenger’s side of the vehicle when Stinson rammed her Avenger into it and struck the boy, police said. The impact launched the boy over the hood and then into the road, the report said.
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We are curious to know how much change she was expecting to get back?? Nothing more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:clickorlando.com

Drunk Man Pisses On United Passenger!!!

If a person pissed on me (drunk or sober) they would get their ass beat.. My question is why this man didn’t take a swipe at this drunk idiot!!

see also:KC Mother Claimed She Was Forced To Piss In A Cup During United Flight!!

source:foxnews.com

Man Tortured His Girlfriend’s 8 Year Old Son To Death Because He Thought He Was Gay!!

Bubba & Company will have fun with this man when he is sent to prison!! We can all be sure that this man will be turned out by the time he rots in his cell!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this young man’s family, this fuckery is senseless and uncalled for!!!

source:ktla.com

325 Kills Kid By Sitting On HERE!!!

Yes… You’ve read that headline correctly!! This fat bitch thought it would be a great idea to sit on a child as a form of punishment!!

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Based on the arrest report, Posey told the responding deputy she sat on Dericka as a discipline “for being out of control.” During the course of the punishment, the report states Dericka told the adults she could not breathe. After standing up and discovering the child was unresponsive, Posey called 911 and started CPR.

The report later states Posey informed the deputy she weighed about 325 pounds.

Additionally, Grace Joan Smith, 69, and James Edmund Smith, 62, were arrested and charged with child neglect for failing to report the abuse. Grace Smith has also been charged with cruelty toward a child. The report named the Smiths as the parents of Dericka and Posey as the Smiths’ niece.

In James Smith’s arrest report, he told the deputy Posey sat on Dericka in the armchair for an estimated 10 minutes before Dericka complained of not being able to breathe. He told the deputy Posey continued to sit on the child for another two minutes before standing up and finding the child unresponsive.
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We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who actually loved this poor child, it’s apparent not even her parents gave two fucks about her!!

source:pnj.com

I’m A Pornstar & I Fuck Teen Sluts!!

The tattoo on his forehead reads ” I’m A Pornstar & I Fuck Teen Sluts”!! Real classy, your parents are probably proud of what you’ve become!

source:local12.com

Man Uses Propane Torch To Exterminate Spiders!!

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen fuckery like this…

see also:Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bug With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire!!

see also: Georgia Man Tries To Burn Bees Nest, Sets Home Ablaze!!!

see also:Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!

see also:Man Started Fire To Rid Home Of Snakes!!!