Fuckery.NewsFather Shoots Daughter’s Boyfriend In Groin!
One can assume that this father was aiming for this man’s junk….Keep it above the belt pops!! We know you’re mad but how would you feel if someone was trying to shoot your dick off? We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery!
source:wnep.com
Tied Up Kids In Backyard Like Damn Dogs!!!
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Porucha Denise Phillips, 35, pleaded no contest last week to two counts of injury to a child causing serious bodily injury. She will have to serve 25 years before becoming eligible for parole.
Authorities were called to the home in April 2016 after a neighbor heard a child crying for several hours.
Sheriff’s deputies found a 3-year-old boy chained to the ground and a 4-year-old girl tied to a door with a dog leash. The girl had a broken arm, and several piles of human feces were nearby.
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If only the prison this lady ends up at could chain her up in her cell, whip her, and break her arm!! This fuckery is unbelievable!!!
source:dallasnews.com
Mom Cooks Babies Alive In Oven!!
We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this family!! This mom was obviously not right in the head pulling fuckery like this!!!
source:ajc.com
Even though we took a small break from our daily updates, we kept our eye on things!!!
“What’s The Big Deal” Florida Man Leaves Child Inside A Hot Car While He Ate Lunch At Hardee’s!
This dummy could have just went through the drive thru OR simply brought the child in the restaurant while he dined.. Both are logical solutions… After viewing this man’s mugshot it looks like he’s slow!!!
source:wftv.com
Florida Teen Accused Of Raping Neighbor, Offering Yardwork To Make Amends
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Walding allegedly raped the woman Friday after breaking into her home while she slept. The report said he put a knife to the woman’s throat and tied her hands to the bed before beginning the assaults.
The woman told deputies that following the attacks, Walding remained at the home speaking to her. Walding, who was wearing a mask, insisted that the woman knew him, the report said. After some time, the victim realized Walding was her neighbor.
“You really should deadbolt your door because I didn’t really want to do this, but I had to do it,” Walding told the woman, according to the report.
Walding eventually untied the woman and allowed her to go outside for a cigarette, the report said.
According to the report, Walding asked the woman “if he could make this up to her by doing some yard work or by fixing something around her house.”
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At a loss for words with this fuckery!!!
(UPDATE 3/27/2019):This Fucktard Has Been Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison!!
source:palmbeachpost.com
$1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas Stolen Over 9 Years!!
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On Aug. 7, Gilberto Escaramilla took a day off to go to a medical appointment. A driver from Labatt Food Service in Harlingen — the Juvenile Justice Department’s meat vendor — called the kitchen to inform it of an 800-pound delivery of fajitas.
The woman who answered the phone said the driver was mistaken, and that the kitchen did not serve fajitas. That was when the driver told her he had been delivering fajitas to the Juvenile Justice Department for the past nine years, Saenz said.
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You’ve gotta think that this man was slangin’ all that meat to restaurants, we wonder how much he was profiting per box!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!
(UPDATE 4/22/2018) Escaramilla Was Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For This Fuckery!!
source:brownsvilleherald.com
Gun Fight Over Imaginary Girlfriend!
When we first came across the headline for this story we thought “hmmm we could have some fun with this!”! We were gonna go in the direction of making jokes about Manti Teo’s imaginary gf but after gathering more info on this scenario we aren’t going to go that direction!
source:wfla.com
Hospital Denies Kidney Transplant Due To Probation Violation
This fuckery makes zero sense!! What exactly does probation have to do with any of this fuckery.. Hopefully another hospital in the area sees this story and offers to do this transplant free of charge!!
source:wtsp.com
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Masturbating In Car Dealership Waiting Room!!!
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Deputies said Brian Davis, 47, was having his vehicle serviced at the Reed Nissan dealership on East Highway 50 just before 11 a.m. when he began masturbating while watching pornographic videos on his cellphone in the waiting room.
A witness told deputies that he saw Davis pull his shirt down over his shorts and touch himself while watching a video on his phone, according to the arrest report. The witness recorded Davis’ actions and later provided deputies with the video, the report said.
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One could say he was attempting to utilize his time…Dealerships take their sweet ass time when servicing your car!! We want to know exactly what genre of porn this creep was viewing at this time, we peg him as a closet lover of fem dom porn!
source:clickorlando.com
Idiot Attempts To Put On Burning Cowboys Jersey
At least this man didn’t get salty and get violent towards the woman he bet against… We’ve seen some folks this past year fatally stab their own brother and their stepmom over the Cowboys!!
see also: Brothers Fight Over Packers VS Cowboys Game Ends In One Brother Dead!!!
see also:Texas Man Fatally Stabs Mom Over “Gloating” Over Cowboys Win!!
source:tcpalm.com