Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Barricade Over A Grilled Cheese Sandwich (1/9/2017)

Grilled Cheese Stand Off

Pretty sure that you wont see any fuckery of this magnitude the rest of the day!! This dude fired some shots off over his wife or daughter taking a bite out of a grilled cheese sandwich, now he is facing attempted murder charges!! This story is the epitome of human fuckery! For more info click the link above.

source:wbaltv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Authorities Mistake Kitty Litter For Meth (1/8/2017)

If I were this young man, I would definitely be seeking more than a god damn apology.. Would be looking for a payday and a expunged record!

source:abc13.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: DQ Franchisee Loses Store After Racist Rant (1/8/2017)

Whenever you own or run a business your main goal and focus should be on one god damn color… Green!! Making money so you are profitable.. Unfortunately, sometimes business owners let their own person feelings towards people of certain races deter them from the overall goal of having a business. We commend DQ for stripping this man of his store!

source:abc7chicago.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Rapes And Kills Teen Girl, Victim’s Mom Assisted Man In Dismembering Body!! (1/8/2017)

Man Rapes And Kills Teen Girl, Victim’s Mom Helps Him Dismember Body

These two deserve nothing less than the death penalty for these deplorable acts! The link above gives a great breakdown of the whole incident. Humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to the family members out there that truly cared about this teen, it is for certain that her ”mother” didn’t to participate in these vile acts!

source:nbcphiladelphia.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Pregnant Woman Stealing From Ikea (1/7/2017)

Why would she think that no one would notice that she placed a fucking frying pan in the back of her pants? This is human fuckery at its finest ladies and gents!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Taiwan Politician’s Epic Funeral, Which Included 50 Pole Dancers!! (1/7/2017)

This is exactly how I would like my funeral to go!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Attempts To Break Into Spy Store! (1/7/2017)

Florida Man Attempts To Break In Spy Store

This fuckery truly speaks for itself! This man make my head hurt!!

source:cnet.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fort Lauderdale Airport Shooting (1/7/2017)

Yes, this fuckery happened yesterday, but if you have been a frequent visitor to humanfuckery.com you may have noticed that on Fridays we mix it up with Fuckery Flashback/s. We need a day of decompression and levity from reporting some of the fuckery that happens during the week! With that being said, we will address this matter now! First and foremost we send our condolences to the victims families and friends. Secondly, if this person went to the an FBI office and said some cockamamie stuff like this guy did, why wasn’t this guy taken in for a mental evaluation, especially if he served this country?

source:nbcnews.com

Friday’s Food For Thought: When Life Pitches (1/6/2017)

“Life never pitches you a pitch that’s a strike, it’s never a fastball straight down the middle! It’s always gonna be a curveball or a screwball! You will strike out!! The next time you see that same pitch, you will knock it out of the park!! B.L.

Fuckery Flashback: Viral Internet Stars: Special Ed Edition (1/6/2017)

If you were following the correct people on Instagram or on Vine, you have probably came across one of these 3! These 3 were virtually all over the place for a minute doing and saying all types of fuckery which you have the pleasure of viewing below!

Welven Da Great

Welven Da Great single handily brought back the phrase ” Deez Nutz”!! In a state of pure elation from him dropping that joke on his unsuspecting father Welven Da Great screams GOTTTTEM!! which entered everyone’s lexicon for a few weeks (dont lie)..

Real Wings

Next up we have Real Wings.. The first video pretty much sums up my first impressions of Real Wings which was, “Who is this sloth who invaded my timeline??”

A-Town

Last but not least, we have A-town! With his exotic hair color(which reminds me of Rodman) he may have the most style in my opinion between the 3.. But in all actuality the 3 of them have their own distinct styles that kept us entertained.

In closing, these 3 had one hell of a run on social media, hopefully they enjoyed ever minute of their internet fame!