HodgePodge Fuckery: 105-Year-Old Cyclist Sets New World Record (1/5/2017)

This should be motivation for all of you who made a New Year’s Resolution to get fit in 2017! 105 Year old is out there still doing the damn thing, what are you doing?

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bank Robber Reveals Who He Is By Using The ATM Before Robbery (1/5/2017)

Robber Uses ATM Before Robbery

First thing you do when you use an ATM is that you put a card with your government name on it,then the machine prompts you to enter your Personal Identification Number (PIN), and also sometimes these machines have cameras on the ATM.. This man didnt think this robbery through…

source:us.blastingnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wisconsin Man Used Homemade Taser To Subdue Woman, Then Placed Her In Wooden Box (1/5/2017)

Wisconsin Man Places Woman In Wooden Box

No, this isn’t a scene form a horror movie, this is real life! We all should be glad this lady did everything she could to escape this sick fuck, if she didn’t fight and just conceded I’m sure that this would of ended in this lady not being alive! In the link above there is more information on this ladies daring escape!

source:weau.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man’s Kidnapping Broadcasted On Facebook Live (1/5/2016)

I’m not going to allot to much of my time on this fuckery! I’m sure that you may of seen this news story on your timelines but since this site is called humanfuckery.com it is a must that it is on here. For those of you who would like to see this braggadocios kidnapping, watch it before its no longer available!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fugitives In Brazil Post Selfies On Facebook! (1/4/2017)

Fugitive On The Run In Brazil

Criminals and their braggadocious behavior!! Instead of worrying about your next move you elect to call a quick time out for a god damn selfie for Facebook!! In the link above there are some some Photoshop renditions of the picture posted above that are quite comical.

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Video Game Bought At Target As A Christmas Present Contained Porno DVD (1/4/2017)

At least Target gave this lady a gift card for the amount of the game. In this situation Target isn’t the one to blame, its the distributors fault. They probably had some rouge employee who was on fuckery one day and just said “eh fuck it I’m gonna place this copy of Sensual Seductions 2 in here just for shits and giggles! This isn’t the worse case of DVD/Game mixup that I can think of, the Philadelphia Phillies (MLB Team) mistakenly sent out DVD’S containing hours of cockfights!

see also:Man Receives Porno Out Red Box

see also:Man Arrested For Handing Out Porn DVD’S During Halloween

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: DWI Suspect Failed Attempt To Avoid Being In The Newspaper (1/4/2017)

Failed Attempt To Hide DWI Arrest

Those of you out there who haven’t been arrested before in your life, this experience can be humiliating, especially if you live in a small town. In a small town the police reports that newspapers run are almost on par with the New York Post Page 6, it is the gossip page for that community! So with that being said, I understand why this man attempted to do this. I’m willing to bet that he came up with this idea when he was still drunk and it probably sounded great but he forgot to factor in that the police reports also are posted online. We at humanfuckery.com wish him all the best in court, we also want to offer up this tidbit of advice, don’t skimp on a cheap lawyer!

source:waynetimes.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Baby Found In Trash In China (1/3/2017)

Viewer discretion is advised!! I thought this sort of thing only happened in America, not in other countries but I suppose that fuckery happens world wide!

see also:19 year Old College Student Throws Baby In Trash

see also:Teen Throws Baby Out Second Story Window

Today’s HumanFuckery: Catholic Priest From Italy Accused Of Organizing Orgies And Pimping!! (1/3/2017)

Italian Priest Accused Of Organizing Orgies And Pimping

Even men of God can be on fuckery! Click the link above for more details of these sexual acts!

source:www.independent.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Server At Olive Garden Claimed To Have Cancer To Receive Bigger Tips(1/3/2017)

The shitty thing about this story is that he used cancer as the sickness he was dealing with. We all personally know someone who has had the misfortune of perishing or someone who has struggled with this cursed disease. With that being said, this man probably knew this and knew it would tug at the heart strings of the customers he was scamming.

source:wmcactionnews5.com