Fuckery.NewsPositive Pregnancy Test For Sale!!!
Look, you ladies out there who would stoop to this level of fuckery need to go jump off a bridge! You have no clue from a males perceptive how a stunt like this can change things! Trust me, I’ve dealt with a few so called “pregnancies” in my lifetime, thank god they didn’t trap me with this trick!!
source:actionnewsjax.com
Man Leaves Hospital After Being Stabbed, Stabbed Again
Seems as if the weapon of choice is the knife these days (see previous post). I would like to know the odds of this happening! To be stabbed, admitted to the hospital, be released, and then get stabbed again….ALL IN THE SAME DAY!!!
source:nj.com
6 days Til Christmas!! Have a great day ladies and gents!
After looking at this guys photo I’ve came to the conclusion that this WAS the best alibi he could think of! I know they wont release the footage of these two because he didn’t do anything major like commit a murder, but I would still mark the footage as must see! I wanna see what type of bar skank he went home with, what type of condiments he puts on his hot dog, how many hot dogs he ate (my bet is probably at least 3) and his “I’m bout to smash this” grin on his face! Maybe the photo above is after he was done bumping uglies!
source:abc27.com
I dont know how we managed to miss this fuckery when it happened. I wonder where exactly he was attempting to
go? Our guess would be that he was attempting to head home with the equipment, which if he happened to make it he would have woke up the next morning and instantly thought to himself “What the fuck I do LAST NIGHT!!”.
source:ksl.com
Man Uses Cheetos To Try And Burn Down Ex’s Home
Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
A Massachusetts man was recently convicted of malicious destruction of property after he attempted to burn down his ex-girlfriend’s home while she was still in it, using the bizarre combination of Cheetos and a propane tank.
According to the Taunton Gazette, an investigation revealed that Shemroy Williams tried to light his ex-girlfriend’s home on fire in five different locations and even wedged a propane tank next to the house while there was a fire burning on the back porch.
Reportedly, police located him roughly 100 yards from the home with two lighters in his pocket and an empty bag of Cheetos; according to investigators, Williams had attempted to accelerate the fire with Cheetos. It all seems like a terrible use of cheesy goodness — although it does give a whole new meaning to Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Williams was sentenced to serve two and half years in jail for his actions.
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How does this fuckery even work? This story makes me wanna run to the store and buy a bag of Cheetos and attempt to set them on fire just to see how they burn! This guy couldn’t think of anything else to use to start this fire? This maybe a strong candidate in the humanfuckery.com end of the year polls under the category of dumbest crime/criminal act!
source:time.com
All I wanna know is how much this lady could possibly get for a seasonal decoration, especially with Christmas being next week. Ladies and Gents, JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!
source:nbcnewyork.com
Lets get this kid the justice he deserves! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the friends and family who are dealing with this unfortunate tragedy!!
Arrest Made In 3 Year Old’s Death Due To Road Rage
source:usatoday.com
Must been bored at the station! I’m sure a lot of us men out there do the same thing but we aren’t dumb enough to send nudes from our work email..
source:nbcconnecticut.com
Race Horse Test Positive For Meth
Meth must be the new choice of PED for horse racing. One of the first incidents of fuckery I reported dealt with 5 horses that tested positive for meth! Click either links in the post for more info!
see also:5 Racehorses Test positive for Meth
source:theguardian.com