Today’s HumanFuckery: Sex Toys Used To Thwart Attempted Robbery! (12/17/2016)

Honestly, a sex store cannot have that much money on hand for a would be thief to rob! This robber probably figured that he could use fear and intimidation to get these ladies to do what he wanted, bet he didn’t see these ladies gathering up the courage to fight back. We at humanfuckery.com commend you ladies for your courage, your bosses owe both of you raises!

source:abc7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Robs Gas Station, Suspect Has Drawn On Beard!! (12/17/2016)

Man Robs Gas Station, Suspect Has Drawn ON beard

This Fuckery speaks for itself! For more information on this fuckery, click the link above!

source:abcactionnews.com

Fuckery Flashback: Shawt Bus Shawty +Shawt Bus Reloaded (12/16/2016)

Enjoy your weekend ladies and gents!!!

Fuckery Flashback: La Fear- All On (12/16/2016)

Best line in the song in my opinion ” shake it, shake it, shake it baby, get butt naked baby! All I wanna know is where are more tracks by La Fear (sarcasm) , who selected these two women to be in the video (one looks kinda preggo), and why did he treat these bitches lives by dunking them in the pool at the end of the video?

Fuckery Flashback: Kanye West- GayFish (12/16/2016)

With Kanye being in the news as of late for his rant during one of his concerts, his mental breakdown, and him meeting with Trump the other day, it just seemed fitting to have this as a fuckery flashback today. South Park hit a grand slam with this one!

HodgePodge Fuckery: 14 Year Old Boy With One Arm Bowls A Perfect Game (12/15/2016)

And its a struggle for me to even crack 100 in bowling! We at humanfuckery.com like to congratulate Jordan Peacock on his spectacular feat! Keep up the good work!

source:www.bnd.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Marquice Prather: The NJ State Trooper Who Pulled Over Women To Ask Them Out (12/15/2016)

Thirsty Cop

Wonder how many numbers he pulled with this stunt? Marquice, step up your game!! You pulled over these females in full uniform using your power and intimidation to try to pull digits! I’m sure your success rate was pretty high.

UPDATE (9/12/2017): Marquice pleaded guilty to the charges..

sources:cbsnews.com nj.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Couponing Mom Attacked (12/14/2016)

It often seems like everyone loses patience around the holiday season. This dude went to far, placing his hands on a female over what?? Over lack of patience!

source:wreg.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Stolen Chicken Wings Results In Guns Drawn!! (12/13/2016)

Guns Drawn Over Stolen Chicken Wings

This fuckery is out of Indiana..Please ladies and gents before clicking on the link, please dont stereotype these four goons.. These wings must be fire if these idiots are drawing guns over them!

see also:Gas Station Employee Stabbed Over Bad Chicken

source:abc57.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fake Dentist In Florida!! (12/13/2016)

fake-dentist

Fake Dentist In Florida

This fuckery reminds me of an episode of Extreme Cheapskates where a lady was so cheap that she elected to forego getting her tooth pulled by a dentist. She elects to have her husband pull her tooth with the tools they had at their home! The clip is available for your viewing pleasure below!

source:cbsnews.com