Today’s HumanFuckery: Car Salesman Steals Nudes From Customers IPhone And Then Emailed Photos To A Swingers Site (12/5/2016)

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Nudes Stolen From Customers Iphone

Look at this fools mugshot, this dude looks like a stone cold creep!!! We wonder how many times he pulled this fuckery on others and what type of punishment this dude will be facing!

source:dallasnews.com

Todays HumanFuckery: 3 Year Old Boy Dies After Allegedly Being Beat By Mother’s Boyfriend (12/5/2016)

3 Year Old Boy Passes Away
This story sickens me. It is great that the community noticed the neglect and reported it, but it is also shitty that Child Services managed to go to the wrong home (we all aren’t perfect and we all make mistakes)! We send our condolences to this family, to lose your child at this age has to be tough!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bronx Man Cuts Off Lovers Dick With Intentions On Eating It! (12/5/2016)

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Man Planned To Eat Lovers Dick

Due To Severity Of Crime We’ve Decided To Repost:

A homeless man admitted to cops he hacked off his lover’s penis and intended to eat it after brutally killing him in his Bronx home, police said on Sunday.

Jerry Pagan, 32, told police he confronted the 68-year-old victim whose name was being withheld pending family notification, at his Sheridan Ave. apartment in Claremont on Friday, police said.

Pagan said he was enraged over an incident that occurred while the two had unprotected but consensual sex last week.

The two began to talk about the incident but the discussion devolved into gruesome violence when Pagan took a hammer and bludgeoned the older man over the head, he told police.

He then grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed the man several times before cutting off his penis with a razor blade.

Pagan spent the next day at his victim’s home with his corpse, leaving and returning at least once in the interim.

Police arrested Pagan on Saturday after they responded to a report for an assault at the victim’s home around 8:30 p.m.

Investigators discovered the victim’s battered body in the bathtub and his penis placed in a plastic bag and left in the sink, sources said.

Despite conceding details of the killing to police, Pagan played dumb with reports as detectives marched him out of the 44th Precinct stationhouse Sunday evening.

When asked why he did it, Pagan replied “did what?”

Pagan initially flashed a little smirk to the television cameras but the grin faded with each step as he shuffled towards an awaiting patrol car.

He was awaiting arraignment for murder Sunday evening

WELL… I don’t have to much to say on this one, except this! This story should take the award in the category of: Craziest Fuckery Involving a Dick in our humanfuckery.com end of the year awards!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Black Face Isn’t Funny (12/4/2016)

Not funny or cute! It’s even uglier when a black person dons whiteface!

see also:Brock Denton Bill Cosby Black Face
Black Face in North Dakota

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 14 Year Old Shot Mother And Brother While They Slept, Calls 911 To Blame Killings On His Dad!!!(12/4/2016)

Teen Kills Mom And Brother While Sleeping

At a loss for words with this fuckery! Hopefully the father can recover from all this, what a tragedy!

source:cbsnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Naked Woman Arrested For Trying To Hug People!! (12/3/2016)

Wonder what type of drugs she was on??? I’m willing to be the farm that she has hair on “it”!!!

source:fox4kc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Driving Recklessly While Streaming It On Facebook Live. Anyone Dare to Guess How This Ends?? (12/3/2016)

Hopefully this man survived!! People do the most frivolous shit just for content to post to their social media accounts!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Principal Caught On Tape Threatening To Punch Special Needs Student In The Face!!! (12/3/2016)

Do You Think This Behavior Is Acceptable?

We should all be glad that this kid smartened up and decided to use some stealth to record this fuckery! I’m sure if this kid wouldn’t of taken this route he would still be targeted by this jackass. Hopefully this incident will result in some sort of reprimand and not this principal retaining his job!

Fuckery Flashback: The Mighty Casey- White Girls (12/2/2016)

If you are wondering why you haven’t seen this hidden gem of a video, its probably because you weren’t an avid viewer of Bet:Uncut when it was on the air! This video popped in my head while posting my previous Fuckery Flashback post. The clips of him getting domed up are what popped in my head, no folks I didn’t intend on making this weeks fuckery flashbacks all about fellatio!! It just kinda happened.

Fuckery Flashback: Grapefruiting Your Man!! (12/2/2016)

Real talk, how many of you out there have done this? While viewing this video make sure you have the sound on! Happy Friday folks, we are almost to the weekend!!!