Today’s HumanFuckery: Tumblr User Sends Pinky Toe To Other Tumblr User!!! (12/1/2016)

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Tumblr User Sends Toe To Other User

This fuckery speaks for itself! If you want to more info, click the link above!

source:nymag.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Murders And Dismembers Parents Because They Were Going To Cut Him Off Financially ( 12/1/2016)

Murdered Family Because He Was Cut Off Financially!!

We send our condolences to those remaining in this family!

source:wdtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Steals $1.6 Million In Gold Flakes Off Of Armored Truck (11/30/2016)

I will be surprised if they find this guy! If I were this guy as soon as I figured out what I just ganked , I would have fled the country! Humanfuckery.com wish these two security guards the best of luck in their new job searches, especially if you two are attempting to become a security guard again!

source:nbcnewyork.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Small Canadian Town Forces DUI Offenders To Listen To Nickleback (11/30/2016)

Nickleback Punishment For DUI Offenders

This form of punishment shows that even Canadians cant stand Nickleback!! If you didn’t know, the band is from Canada. Figured they would be huge in their native land and not be used as a deterrent for drunk driving!

source:www.complex.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Sets Apartment On Fire To Get Guest To Leave (11/30/2016)

Man Set Apartment On Fire To Get Guest To Leave

Sounds like a story we covered before….

see also:Woman Shoots Guest Who Stayed Too Long

source:www.kxii.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: NYPD Detective Shooting Dice On The Street (11/30/2016)

NYPD Detective Shooting Dice

”He blows on and kisses the dice for luck”. When the news anchor makes this comment I instantly thought of Ashy Larry from the Chappelle’s Show skit The World Series Of Dice. I’ve included the skit below for some levity to this officer’s fuckery!

source:pix11.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fight Turns Into A Demolition Derby (11/30/2016)

Good luck trying to get any of this fuckery covered by your insurance company!! Looks as if both of these women are probably going to be riding around with the damage still intact on their cars because those repairs are gonna be pretty costly without insurance paying for any of it!!

source:abc7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Missouri Man Stabbed After Drinking Woman’s Blood!!! (11/29/2016)

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Man Stabbed After Drinking Woman’s Blood

Really don’t understand the culture of vampirism or do I want to understand! Check the link above for more info on this craziness! I hope this man has a speedy recovery!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Multiple Missouri Mcdonald’s Locations On Fuckery ( 11/29/2016)

That Dr.Pepper had to taste wonderful!!!

Man Pulls Gun On Mcd’s Workers Because His Food Was Unsatisfactory

It isn’t that serious man!! Take the money and go somewhere else! Now look what type of fuckery your in now!

Bonus:

This gem is from a year ago!!! The first time I viewed this video I knew that this lady was from Missouri by the way she enunciated her R’s and when she said she was at the Mcdonald’s on Dorsey!!!

sources:ksnt.com fox4kc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: ”Adulting” School”, Is This A Good Or Bad Thing?? ( 11/29/2016)

”Adulting School!

Say this out loud to yourself…. ” A school to teach you how to be an adult”. I understand that some of us out here were spoiled kids that didn’t have to do shit around your household (I admit I was one of those kids), which ultimately led to you not knowing shit when you get out into the real world! You can make a case that these millennials not knowing what to do is from parents not being teachers and teaching their kids what to do, but on the other hand these kids probably don’t want to learn this shit either. That is where this ”adulting” school comes into play!! This school offers expert information in: financial basics, health and wellness, make it and fix it skills, and relationship and communication! If you would like to get more information on this school go head and check out theadultingschool.com. If you got a minute, check out the What’s Your Adulting IQ Quiz!