Today’s HumanFuckery: Holy Cow!!!! Two Stories Involving Humans And Cows!!! (2/7/2018)

80 Year Old Man Has Been Banned From Every Farm In Britain After Fisting A Cow While Beating Off!!

80 Year Old Caught With Fist In Cows Ass … While Beating Off!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The court heard that last summer he was spotted talking to a herd of 150 cows and masturbating in fields belonging to Park Lodge Farm in Uxbridge, west London, several times. Farmer’s wife Susan Howie said in Uxbridge Magistrates Court that she caught Curno twice with his pants and trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle, which she describes as part of her family. Curno, who uses a walking stick, was also spotted by two sisters – from their home nearby – who reported seeing him insert his left arm up to his shoulder into the back end of a cow. He then allegedly performed a solo sex act.

After his third alleged visit to the cows the sisters called police who discovered him on a nearby public footpath. During his arrest the pensioner told police: ‘I’m not a violent person, I have a weakness with animals’.

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Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:metro.co.uk

Cow Urine To Be Promoted As Health Drink In India!!!

Cow Urine As A Health Drink!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The pharmacy presently supplies ayurvedic medicines prepared here to government centres in 16 districts of UP.
Dr Prakash Chandra Saxena, principal and superintendent of Government Ayurveda College and Hospital in Pilibhit, said, “Not just for medicinal purposes, we will promote cow urine as a health-giving drink. We have prepared a plan and will discuss it with the ayurveda department in Lucknow for approval. Drinking 10 ml to 20 ml cow urine daily will act as a preventive against seasonal diseases like fever, cough and stomach-related ailments. Daily consumption of cow urine will also help increase people’s immunity. Our aim is to make cow urine easily available to the common public.”
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We’re willing to bet this so called “health trend” will make it stateside this summer!!

source:timesofindia.indiatimes.com

see also:Man Arrested For Having “Unnatural Sex” With Three Cows!!!

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